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Well with a Twitter handle like that, he can clearly be trusted.

Manga Iwobi Cole Gignac Zickler for 'There won't be snow in Africa' was particularly inspired :lol:

Has Schar even played 5 games for us yet?

Got pissed off with Aubameyang's FIVE price rises in a week (seriously, everyone needs to calm down with that ), so went Lacazette for Arnautovic. Kane captain. Really wanted Alonso gone so I could put Felipe Anderson in for Kenedy, but Alonso will DEFINITELY finally get that goal as soon as I get rid

I understand the point that Ashley could use these protests against us when the sale breaks down, so this looks good from our end. Just a shame that it's all been postponed because it feels like this is exactly what Ashley wants and we've played into his hands. Ah well.

66pts is pretty good, considering all the shock line-ups and injuries. Kane ©, Wilson, Richarlison and Fabianski brought it home.

Wolves, Huddersfield and Fulham up next. 4pts from that and we're on 17 after 19 games (assuming a Liverpool loss). That's alright, like.

Alongside another 2 new attacking players, he could be class. We just don't know how he'll adapt. Excited to find out though.

Burnley and Fulham, man. So annoying.

Nah definitely not. Shearer all the way.

Generally sick of these loans but, in these circumstances, it's the best way to do it. Just in case he doesn't adapt. Something in between 'obligation to buy' and 'option to buy' would be great.

I don't want to jinx anything by being anywhere near delirious We have to remember that - whilst it's great that the bid is real - Ashley can, at any point, change his mind. Because he's a cunt.

Mental first half, mind. Wilson, Fraser, Duffy, Murray, Arnautovic, Sane, Fabianski all doing stuff...... luckily I had Wilson and Fabianski (bloody pointless Cardiff consolation aside!) and am even fine with Arnautovic's injury as it enables Mitrovic to come back in

Sterling benching isn't a huge surprise..... if he's going to have a night off, this one isn't too bad. Was VERY close to going Digne for Alonso, to accommodate Aubameyang next week but I think I'll just compromise with Alonso & Lacazette. Kane ©, Arnautovic and Wilson with easy home games..... let's do this!

Modric, man. It's like when the PFA award went to Giggs out of pity. If you had to stray from Ronaldo and Messi, at least make it Mbappe.

Apparently it's likely to be Ralph Hasenhuttl :(

Catchy name though

Bad time to play these, they're really starting to look quite decent. I'd go 5-3-2 with Yedlin and Kenedy as wing backs and Shelvey back into midfield. 2-0 Everton, inevitably Walcott.

Looks like the protests will never work, unfortunately. Just have to blindly hope that someone will buy out Ashley - a bloke who isn't pressured to sell.

45 with Alonso, Hazard, Richarlison and Robertson to go. Was lucky that Sterling was vice captain to Aguero, whilst Wilson and Fabianski delivered the goods.

Who will we play then? Anyone, anything.

I'd give a kidney to buy a player that kicks this moron out of the line-up.

A silly defeat, especially considering all that effort we put in for a good goal difference. Expected something from today and we were just completely impotent. I still don't get the point of Ayoze Perez and it'd be nice if we could con somebody into taking him in January.

Most matchgoers don't even bother with the good ideas, never mind this one. As always, getting pissed and catching-up with mates at the match will be the priority.

:rant: