Ketsbaia

Is this the one produced by Sunderland fans? They'll spin it positively, building them up as this MASSIVE 6-in-a-row behemoth with a devoted fanbase.

Sterling for Salah, Aguero ©. Not sure whether to start Yedlin (v West Ham), Ryan Bennett (v Cardiff) or Callum Wilson (v Man City). Man City are going to break hearts though - can see Sterling or Aguero benched. In fact, might be time to replace Aguero with Kane, as Jesus will surely get starts over Christmas..... after all, it's his time of year.

Get some bubbles, it's time for the transfer bath.

Isn't people turning up slightly late to the match a very normal sight?

I thought the whole world of football was racist and holding back Sol Campbell?

3 wins in a row, up to 13th, with West Ham, Wolves, Huddersfield and Fulham in the next month. Will take that, like

We're in the middle of throwing it away again, mind. Shame because we started so strongly.

Piss poor weekend of results for us, like

I'm thinking about a shake-up tbh. Even though Salah, Alonso and Aguero have technically done quite well, I want Sterling and Kane.

65pts so far, more than double my actual team

They never lose down there, like. So annoying to see them walk to promotion. Although the scenes when they equalised are funny

First bad week in a while - missing out on Mitrovic, Sterling, Kane and Man City's defence. At least got the Salah © call right, although he'll have to go soon because it's insane how he STILL misses out on bonus points.

Been going back and forth all week. If there's ever a time to pick a 'lesser' captain, it's Richarlison at home to Cardiff. Think I'm leaning towards the other two though.

Our fourth away 0-0.

Message to Bulgaria-Greece-Romania-Serbia: don't bother wasting your time

Damn. Stopping the game for 5 minutes is such a momentum-killer. What a buzzkill.

Can't be true, Bayern only steal the best players from their rivals.

Aye, the interviews with actual footballers and stuff seem a lot better because they just seem to sit back and listen more. Turns into a bit of a wankfest when they have other comedians on though. It's a really good podcast (apart from quiz episodes) but I know what you mean about the presenters. I like Josh but not so much the others. The episodes dedicated to Steve Bruce's novels are fantastic though

Hmmm not sure which way this one will go. Hopefully terribly.

Saved by Salah ©, Robertson and Alonso today. Although I'm thinking it's time to remove Salah - considering his price, he almost never gets bonuses or 10+ points. The one week he did? So did Mane.

We're blessed at centre back, which is a ridiculous statement for this football club I'd go Fernandez and Lejeune, individually, but it depends on how they'd be as a partnership.

Had a good season but this week is the first bad one - nowt for Wilson, Arnautovic, Yedlin and Fabianski. Just an assist for Kenedy. Luckily, very few players have done anything so far.

Maddison's injury was ok, as he's been a huge flop for me. I was tempted to replace him with an exciting short-term punt like Shaqiri, Felipe Anderson or Martial but instead went with Kenedy, who has the fixtures and raises money.

Yeah, bit of a cringe everytime they're caught

The occasional tweak is fine - free kick spray, one person kickoffs etc - but sometimes they're changing things just for the sake of changing.