Ketsbaia

Glad it's Cardiff over Fulham, purely so weaker sides can come up. But Bolton not going down to League One is a shame. Could've gave the mackems some much-needed competition.

Oh god, Bolton :(

3-0 and loving life.

It's the same soft spot he developed for Wenger once he stopped being a threat.

Fuck, man. Hopefully he's ok. Not ready for a world without Fergie.

Really want Southampton to go down, man. Dammit.

Operation 'Keep losing while we're safe, so Ashley doesnt think we're all sorted' is going well.

If you don't like me when I'm Rod, you don't deserve me at my Rod.

Genuinely nothing - not for Alli, Ayew, De Gea, Kane or Davies. Oh, actually, a Loftus-Cheek assist. Great bench-boosting

Another good player cast aside. Ah well.

Guardiola, Dyche, Rafa as the clear top three, surely.

Ergh, no Ben Davies or Mariappa.

Went with Jesus, probably should've gone Kane. Home games v Huddersfield and Brighton though!

Torn between captaining Kane, Sterling and Jesus. I know I'll choose the wrong one

Happy with that. FINALLY a European tie goes a good way.

I always find it strange that it was AFTER we were good that Given, Speed, Hamann and Solano came in. Then we came 13th twice.

:lol:

Milner's Ribena comment was class. Love the guy

Real and Liverpool both scoring and conceding for fun. As much as I hate having to cheer one of them on, it could be a fun final.

Just got to hold out for a bit longer and I win Group B

Uh-oh.

Bland

The S*n says the consortium want Sewpa Kev to take charge. I particularly like: This 'magic' sounds canny special and reliable.

Alli for Mahrez (4pt hit) went well, thankfully. A 60-point week.