Ketsbaia

Joselu vs Liverpool

Besiktas about to sign Bernard on a free from Shakhtar.

Just found out a colleague is a mackem. He was really canny too, such a shame

Just want to delete this thing now. It's gone spectacularly wrong of late.

NewcRafael (pronounced Newc-raffle)

Be hard not to get top 10 now. Incredible

16pts from 6 players Been ahead of my brother since day 1, was 30 ahead this morning, he's overtaken me today Although his TC is Kane and mine hasn't played yet. All on you, Lukaku.

40pts - BIRMINGHAM: Wolves (a), Sheff Utd (h), QPR (a), Fulham (h) 40pts - BOLTON: Wolves (h), Burton (a), Nottm Forest (h) 38pts - BARNSLEY: Leeds (a), Nottm Forest (a), Brentford (H), Derby (a) 35pts - BURTON: Sunderland (a), Bolton (h), Preston (a) 34pts - SUNDERLAND: Burton (h), Fulham (a), Wolves (h) Wolves & Fulham have a huge part to play in this. I don't fancy Birmingham or Barnsley to get the job done, just got to hope Sunderland get 5 points max.

Remove Kane and it should be Sterling's award. Interesting that Sessegnon is listed.

2 games in hand on 11th-place Bournemouth. And we're already above them.

Think that's the bottom 3 pretty much done now, unless Stoke can pull out a win at West Ham. Don't like Huddersfield at all but it's good to have them around to take 20th spot next season. Ok, 19th if Cardiff come up.

Mahrez is always fucking useless for me, as is Hazard - although he FINALLY scored today. Hate them both.

Any chance we can coincide the first post of the next thread to the moment Mitro sends them down? That Barnsley/Bolton draw is a bit of a shame, mind.

De Gea & Barnes for Cech & Mounie. A 4pt hit but that's 2 extra games, so just playing the match cancels it out. Lukaku TC.

Ergh, Liverpool will be loving that.

Barnsley's remaining games look tough, so I wonder if beating Bolton will be a waste. May as well have Bolton win and pull away. Draw is rubbish.

Fake news. Why on earth would Newcastle fans choose to enter that cesspit of a city? You need injections before entry.

Yeah, ideally Cardiff will come up. Not too confident though. Which is why I want Huddersfield to stay up this time.

Kane TC in 37 is best but the bench boost appeals to me more, so it'll have to be Lukaku TC this week and bench boost 37.

They should change something but don't get rid of it.

This nonsense has turned me off Kane, mind

If you don't love me at my Rhodri, then you don't deserve me at my Ryan.

NUFC survival, Pardew relegation, Sunderland relegation The holy trinity gets nearer

Everyone wins, let's hold hands in a circle with our friends.