Ketsbaia

Diskerud was at New York City, another part of the Man City family. Just shuffling him around.

It's starting to sound like this one might happen, but you never know with these bellends. I'd not be gutted to miss out on Jorgensen but - if you're telling me that it's him or nothing - then we have to go for it

I prefer the even more classic "bid half the asking price, stubbornly walk away but hey we tried" tactic.

Just loan someone like Sergio Romero and put all the money (LOL) towards a striker.

Keith Downie Sunderland hoping to add Lonergan (Leeds), Lua-Lua (Brighton), Martin (Derby) & Marshall (Wolves) to bolster their squad. Even two of those four would be a result for Chris Coleman. Holy fuck. I'm starting to think these might be in trouble. What a horrific selection

Fine. Must mean Deeney is off somewhere.

Aye but how else are they going to get away from the wife for a couple of hours? Yep - there's a pre-match piss up and a post-match piss up, both of which rely on the match itself. They'll never give that up.

He probably wants to join Barcelona too. Doesn't mean they'll be in for Everton bench fodder, though.

Why? they have been pretty comfortable all season and are 16th atm, think they'll be fine regardless personally. Bad form which, if they don't arrest for the next 3 or 4 decent fixtures, will turn nasty because their games get bad. Not a particularly high standard of striker either, as much as I like Mitrovic.

It'll take more than Locadia and Mitrovic to keep Brighton up, like.

Ah damn.

And we've played Brighton twice so he can't score against us. Maybe his goals help them beat Stoke, Huddersfield etc, which could be what we need.

He's Freddie Flintoff

If that's his asking price, it's a decent opening offer tbh. Hopefully we can it down a bit.

Severely underwhelmed.

Oh boy, I now feel bad for laughing at Brighton's Locadia deal.

Bad enough seeing him leave, never mind banging them in for one of these.

The company that lost their lawsuit to pandas.

They used the Mr Kennedy theme :lol: Laughing quite hard at this, I was about to tweet his theme song for THE MOST AWESOME BANTER EVER. But they'd beaten me to it!

Wissam Ben Yedder Wissem Ben Yedder Witem Ben Yedda Hitem Ben Yedda Hitem Ben Yerda Hitem Ben Yarda Hitem Ben Arda therefore Hatem Ben Arfa OMG :frantic:

With Shelvey, there's no point being able to pass a ball if you're thick as shit. And Rafa has rightly decided that he's not in our best 11.

Must've gave up on Jonny Evans

Holy shit, are we actually getting a £20m striker? I was all prepared for the usual transfer letdown :lol:

A solid 80, mostly thanks to captain Aguero.

Maybe it's Gameiro, Sturridge or Batschuayi