Ketsbaia

Need to make sure we sign a couple of players, be consistent (no 1 point in 9 games again) and maintain our good goal difference. Someone else will freefall.

Not true. Our last games at Spurs and Liverpool got us 4 points. I meant this season. They'll be great against us... or we'll make them great.

Liverpool can fuck off, Arsenal can fuck off, Tottenham can fuck off. They'd all pull out a 5-star win when we come to town.

Sick of these teams pulling off shock wins. We'll never pull clear.... the big 6 love a good switch-off against our rivals.

It'll be great to just see 2 or 3 new names on a matchday. And they cant be worse than our lot.

It's not like Pardew to make inappropriate comments.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

The forum software's fucked, it's not his fault. Blame Dave. I was so happy that Tapatalk didnt close down mid-post, I just couldn't stop myself.

Transfer record? Do we think it's 2005 or something? Wish he'd just calm down and stop spending.

Chelsea have now offically been linked with every striker in the world. And yet even they've stayed away from Joselu.

Schurrle not!

Even if we consider Southampton as a relegation candidate, a draw probably stops them immediately going for Marco Silva. So that mightn't be a bad thing.

If he signs a new deal, the takeover is clearly on and this was a demand.

Genuinely shocked. Whilst they're on hideous form, I think hiring a Premier League newcomer right now is a huge risk. They're at Stoke next week in a battle of the new manager bounces.

FAKE NEWS

Some tall, Argentine Monaco striker.

This guy is awful, just awful.

Not that this match matters, but let's take a 2-0 and get on with life.

£50m of Southampton's Van Dijk is going on Quincy Promes and Guido Carrillo. How unimpressive.

THAT is what did it?

Only 33 minutes? Fuuuuuck

Not just Southampton v Brighton next, but Stoke v Watford.

Stoke can still go down, like, but it's good they'll beat Huddersfield. The latter have Liverpool and Man Utd up next too. Swansea, West Brom and Stoke/Newcastle/Brighton/Huddersfield.

Don’t talk just yet, we play Man City later and our result could easily be just as bad if not worse. We know we'll lose, Brighton probably thought there was a chance.

Brighton continuing to do their bit

If we survive, she'll be back with £300m straight up. But Ashley will increase the asking price because of the new TV deal. The fun starts again.