Ketsbaia

It frustrates me seeing him at Fulham because I've always been a fan of his and think a sustained run in our team would have us several points better off now. Ah well, life happens!

Because 26,000 school children bought free tickets and then cried to their dad when the teamsheets came out.

I thought I was negative The only thing I'm concerned about is Rafa's home tactics, which are a constant letdown. I don't entirely trust him to set us up correctly.

Gawd, no point in them losing this. They'll probably survive on something like 38 points

"UK representation"

Aye. Seen a few online suggesting GW35 (with more cup blanks) but I don't have many Man Utd or Chelsea players anyway.

Aye. If Chelsea keep stuttering, they'll go into that final game stuck in 5th, with Conte leaving and everyone trying to avoid World Cup injuries. For us, it's an extremely winnable game. Arsenal too, for obvious reasons.

Hmm I'd still be shocked if Palace or Swansea went down, mind. If we win 2 of the Southampton, Huddersfield, Arsenal and West Brom home games, I think we'll get an away win at either Leicester, Everton or Watford - they'll be on their holidays. 3 wins = safety.

Certainly need to beat either Southampton or Huddersfield, both tough in their own way. Southampton are underachieving but drawing a lot, they're not that bad. Huddersfield enjoy beating us, the hard-working bastards.

My only consolation when Palace were 2-0 up was that I didn't think they'd go down anyway, but still went ballistic at that winner

Well..... erm... never in doubt

Fair play, they've been much better since going 2-0 down.

Bournemouth won 3-0 at Chelsea just the other week.

Ridiculous

Well I certainly don't buy this 'lots of shite down there this season' line. They're beating the big sides all the time, several are on good form.

That, combined with Brighton beating Arsenal, back-to-back Huddersfield wins, Swansea beating Liverpool & Arsenal. Everyone beating Arsenal, basically. We just can't catch a break.

Results are getting more and more absurd, I don't think we have a chance of survival.

Wow, one of N-O's rare online days.

Must not lose, although it'd be pathetic if we approach this one like the Brighton and Swansea games. But I have faith that a corner has been turned of late.

Burnley, Southampton, Stoke and Everton at home, like. Win 2 of them and they'll be fine.

My predictor has Southampton finishing on 34pts, even though I was trying hard to give them credit. Stoke have 3 winnable home games, just like us. WBA gone. Outside chance of Brighton or Palace but probably not, whilst the others should be comfortably safe. 7.

2-0 defeat to Liverpool is par, so that's no problem. We were mostly solid today, certainly no disgrace. And avoiding that Lascelles red was ridiculous. Just hope we risk Slimani next week

Leicester away, Everton away and Watford away. Put in the usual effort and we'll beat one of these end-of-season slackers.

Should've gone ahead with that wildcard. Missed out on Ayew, Spurs defence, Mariappa, Mahrez etc. Another red arrow.

We knew we'd lose this but the rest has been mixed. Swansea will be safe, unfortunately, but Southampton 0-0 Stoke was perfect. Have to beat one of Southampton or Huddersfield though.