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It's tough because I want a toxic atmosphere and Ashley to get shit all match. But I also want to win, stay up, keep Rafa and maybe get a takeover. One doesn't lead to the other.

So Arsenal need Chelsea to buy Giroud in order to get Aubameyang? Interesting.

There's so many ways people can die, yet Ashley has avoided them all. We're so unlucky.

Fair enough. Still, there's plenty of time to look elsewhere. Well yeah, that's a whole new issue. It shouldn't have come down to this. But the Sturridge deal, judged by itself, doesn't leave a bad taste.

We probably didn't have a chance with Sturridge. Don't want to start defending the club, mind. But West Brom offer something we can't - home.

If he goes, he goes. Doubt the standard will change much.

West Brom have Man City (a) and Chelsea (a) in the next three games and a really difficult final month. The part in the middle could keep them up though, nervous about that.

Problem with Mangala is he's our final Prem loan.

Sturridge choosing to be near his family is fine, and his injury record is a risk. As he was only realistic for 2 hours, I'm not upset about this deal. It's just the inevitability of knowing that nobody will arrive. That's the anger.

Fine.

We'll just have to concentrate on getting 3 wins and a few draws, regardless of what the other teams do. If we somehow beat Burnley on Wednesday, it's looking better. Although that does require at least one goal

It makes sense, doesn't it? But we know it won't happen.

The definition of insanity Mike Ashley is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Cretinous cunt.

Would take Iheanacho over Sturridge but Leicester seem to be letting Ulloa and Slimani go, can't see this happening.

Surely they won't get both Sturridge and Deeney, not that I'd want the latter.

So their Deeney deal is off?

Oh fuck

Even if he's only fit for half our games, he'll improve us. And with the World Cup on the horizon, there's a chance he could sneak into the squad. Unpopular opinion - I've always liked the celebration.

Holy fuck, really? Wow.

Class way to replace Aubameyang.

Iheanacho, definitely.

Arsenal wanting to maintain their 'absolute twats' ratio, I see.

I hope Burnley are doing the standard West Brom tactic of slacking off once they're safe

3-1 win without Jorgensen scoring. That'll knock a million off.

Dont think Van Persie returned to be 2nd choice