Ketsbaia

Damn. Another new manager bounce to come, especially if they get Pulis. Fuck.

Hamsik is a new level of unrealistic

We need anything and everything, to be honest. Whilst a striker, goalkeeper, left back and creative midfielder are essential, look further and you'll see we're poor on the wings, weak at centre back and only have an average Yedlin at right back.

Yeah, not sure why an Italian newspaper would know of an English club sacking their Spanish manager to replace with another English club's Dutch manager.

Reading's collapse from play-off losers to relegation fight must've impressed the higher-ups

Arnautovic came on for these tonight, so I suppose he'll be fit

Don't see Palace or West Ham going down and I'd suspect Stoke and Bournemouth won't be bad enough. Doesn't leave much.

Calvert-Lewin duly obliges

Please say he's related to Ainsley

We're now at a junction.

Lanzini suspension and possible knocks for Noble and Arnautovic. Yes please. I mean...... we HAVE to win. We beat them 3-0 at ours and they now have Moyes, but this upturn in form scares me a bit. I think it'll be a draw at best.

64 with Calvert-Lewin left. Alonso, Sterling, Coutinho & Salah brought in the hauls, whilst the strikers still dont deliver goals. Awful captaincy, as always.

As if Bony wouldn't get a game ahead of Joselu....what a fucking outrageous comment It really isn't

Bony wouldn't walk into our team and most of those names couldn't even THINK about changing a game :lol:

5 wins, 6 draws and 9 defeats from 20 games. 36pts is normally ok.

Stoke have a good run of fixtures from now. Unlike us, most teams actually get points in such runs.

If Rafa leads us to a takeover, he'll forever be remembered as a pivotal figure for this club, despite his matchday actions.

Alonso, Sterling and Dunk delivered but captain Morata was a mess, just like Otamendi, Kane and Richarlison. Just got to hope Salah and Coutinho gan ballistic.

And when we get to 12th, we're only a defeat from falling back in again. It's not comforting

Our match doesnt really the rating because we played well, should've got a draw. But other teams results are crippling us.

No Morata again. Balls.

Which pub do our fans use?

Turns out I'm sitting in the Arsenal end for this. Could be fun

It's alreet, John Cena says we'll win 1-0 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42350370

Acquah's always calling Dr Jones