Ketsbaia

Let's go back to 4231, play Merino, play Hayden, replace Manquillo and go back to being difficult twats.

One of his goals saw the ball tackled off his leg, trickling past the keeper. Beautiful, in a way

Honolulu, lu, where we'll send this cunt off to.

I think Ashley will be concerned about the upcoming relegation battle, resulting either in spending money, losing Rafa or going down again. All are bad for him. Maybe this horrific run of form is pushing the sale forward?

Aye and we're one of them After West Brom things get nasty, so let's see where these bad teams are at Christmas.

It's takeover or relegation, basically.

It's almost safe to openly criticise the guy, I can't wait. Not impressed.

Stelling seems to have had a heel turn recently.

Is Lukaku injured? Sorry, I meant I have no Lukaku or Zaha. Think they're both nailed to score.

Could be right about the signings tbf.

Having a horrific season and will be without nailed-on clean sheets for Man U and Spurs. No Lukaku or Zaha either, whilst Troll Kane will no doubt blank again.

I'm sure they'll stay up because they score quite a few, but it'll only be 19th/20th which is still humiliating for them. Then the loanees leave, the contracts expire and the parachute payments drop. Sayonara, you bellends.

£350m in parts, then. Or £320m up front. Just do it.

Their ongoing 20-in-a-row is far more impressive than beating us 6 times.

Depends who your team mates are, surely? If an Eriksen, Ozil or Joselu is alongside you, you'll get something.

I was going to say that their defence is well-drilled thanks to Pulis and Pardew will be lucky, but nah - West Brom haven't kept a clean sheet for a while. After their inevitable 1-0 win over us, they've got a mixed set of fixtures. Prick.

It's the same West Brom fans who are currently being told to "be careful what you wish for". They hate it, just like we hated it.

Although Birmingham's game in hand is at Boro, so that's an unlikely win. Burton v Sunderland at the weekend.

Ah shit, just when we're about to play them.

Can't buy anyone for another 6 weeks too. Magical

Would be better if Reading beat Bolton tbh, in terms of gaps. The more teams that pull clear, the funnier it becomes

Starting to get a bit nervous here, dwelling on the negative lines by Luke Edwards

Ouch. And if they lose to Villa tonight, it's interesting that Bolton v Reading and Millwall v Hull are tonight.

Doesn't need to be Abu Dhabi sugar daddies, as long as our owners have us on a level playing field again. We're handicapped by Ashley.

He'd never accept the first bid. Get it to £320m and I think there's a deal.