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paul joyce Mahrez to Liverpool. £49m. Medical tomorrow.

@DeanJonesBR Two names I've heard so far in relation to the Stoke job: Michael O'Neill and Martin O'Neill.

Damn, was hoping Stoke could stagnate a little longer.

Perez up front again. We need to win this so we can breathe a bit.

Was reading that they a) want Iniesta fresh for CL and b) were worried his price would rise after the World Cup. As if anyone else would go near this price!

PHHHEEEEEEWWWWWWW

£142m for Coutinho, fuck me :lol: He's alright, possibly even world-class. But £142m! Liverpool have robbed them blind.

It really does emphasise how essential it is to beat Swansea because it's hard to pick out the next win.

Does the helicopter say Bantervale?

As I say, Amanda Staveley is an anagram of NAME A DAY, TV SALE. It's all set up for Football Focus.

Should only dab at bingo, in my opinion.

I'm sure James Vaughan and regen #1 can pick up the slack

THERE IS NO AMANDA STAVELEY Her name is an anagram of: NAME A DAY, TV SALE Holy shit.

Always been overrated. He'll slide down the league over the next few years.

Hehe, aye on BBC it'll be... "We have an exclusive interview with New Newcastle United Chairwoman, Amanda Staveley, but first, lets just relive that Ronnie Radford Thunderbolt from 1973." "Amanda, you're the new chairwoman of Newcastle United - one of the biggest clubs in England. The start of an exciting new era. So what did you think when Ronnie Radford shocked the world in 1972?"

What's the most spells a player has had at one club? I know Juninho had 3 at Boro, Tevez is now on 3. Maybe there's a 4 out there

And a comparison of Harry Kane's FA Cup record vs Shearer's. Probably. They've compared everything else between them.

So Rafa banishes Mitrovic for his petty red cards, yet wants Troy Deeney with his 3-game violent conduct charge and 4-game stupid tackle suspension? Yeah right.

2011-12 saw neither QPR, Norwich or Swansea go down.

And THAT'S why Kane wasn't triple captained. He flops when you expect goals, then scores random hat tricks. Can't be trusted.

West Ham have looked good and have great fixtures, probably weren't going down anyway. Won't get too down about it.

Morata is scoring all the headers, it's just his feet that are the problem Azpilicueta has assisted 5 or 6 goals just from crossing to Morata's head. Carroll isn't needed.

Sunderland and kids shouldn't go together.

2 of them are keepers