Ketsbaia

Yann M'Vila off to St Etienne for free.

Besiktas is definitely our best hope for Mitrovic.

I watched our game there from the Arsenal end and by the end it was fairly obvious. No-one said a word, they were just surprised that a football fan made some noise.

Daryl Murphy was solid

We'll recover

Ergh

A bit desperate but maybe he can turn around their fortunes. Oh, wait.

Makes sense if Watford really do want Slimani.

I'm tempted to make mine the tall Romanian keeper who was at Sunderland.

Edwards is becoming more and more hateable.

Was thinking 'Our brick is Jamaal', if that even makes sense

I was determined to not put Ritchie in my top 5, but there's nothing else. After Merino, Lascelles & Atsu there's only really Shelvey, Gayle, Yedlin, Clark and that can't be right.

Another brick in Jamaal

Bolton have really kicked on lately.

Local press giving bad news once again.

Liverpool's looks like a bell, which is fitting for most of their fanbase.

Cantervale is an anagram of: Relevant CA (A Football Manager reference?) VAT Cleaner (Some dodgy accounts?) Nectareal V (A sweet nectar-like woman named Valerie?) Treacle Van (Where Ashley insisted takeover talks take place?) Central V EA (Hinting at an upcoming dispute between our train station and EA Sports?) Veteran Alc (or Cal) (Staveley being helped by an experience financier named Cal, who may be an alcoholic)?

The curry was on 13th December too, so that was a celebratory meal.

£5m is a bit ambitious Would be class if they sell Ndong and replace him with Jack.

Michy's middle name is Cantervale. Just sayin'.....

It's not about the gap with Swansea and West Brom, it's 18th that counts. Swansea can do what they like but they're gone.

Anyone think Wolves will go up?

"Well it woz da London fireworks that did it"

Chose Alli over Eriksen and Son, so that's a relief. Annoyed at that late Watford goal though.

Bloody West Ham, man. Palace won't be in trouble, Southampton will probably be ok. But West Ham!