Ketsbaia

"Did yower Mandy tek a team to the Yewro semis? Did she fuck"

Will take a draw, depressingly.

We're still not very good

If only Pulis could hold on until we visit....

The City of Culture judging panel have just been swayed.

2 for Salah, didn't go with Morata or Alonso.

This week's nightmare has already begun. Almost brought Morata in for Aguero but thought it's unwise to remove Aguero at a cost of 4pts. Aguero benched, Morata goal. And I DEFINITELY changed my captain to Salah last night, yet it stayed on Kane. Awesome. Hate this game.

He'll basically keep them in Championship mid-table for years (years.... yeah right!), which is better than relegation but they'll drift further and further away from the Premier League.

On the one hand, I'm surprised he's choosing to take this job. On the other, he'll be shite at club level and will never take them higher than mid-table. Fit wife, that's it. And it's always a huge plus when their manager is a hateable twat.

The (soon to be) story of 2017 and it all derived from N-O. What a world we live in.

The press will think Coleman's a great appointment but he's not.

They're running out of options like :lol:

Beckham goes Harper Seven, Carroll goes Wolf Nine. Makes sense, the fucking moron.

Based on World ranking I think. Aye, world rankings suck though, seriously flawed system. I’ll take Poland, Iran, and Panama. A loss and two valiant 0-0 draws for England then. Still better than 3 no shows we’ll win a World Cup before England does again. Great start

Pots 3 and 4 really showcase how weak this World Cup looks. But then Costa Rica happens!

He should stick to Question of Sport, or whatever. But he's a rubbish manager, isn't he? Let's hope so.

Mackems and Scotland expected to move for Michael O'Neill. Strange choices - Scotland is a bit sideways for him but Sunderland is a huge step down, not sure why he'd be stupid enough to be tempted. I'm sure a Premier League side will go for him if he waits a little bit.

eBay

I remember goals. They were nice.

Hecks bomb, Hecks bomb, you're my Hecks bomb.

You'd think Michael O'Neill would have far better options coming up. If Pulis gets sacked, for example, half his Northern Ireland squad play at West Brom.

Apparently Pochettino wasn't keen on Shaw's attitude. Add that to his constant injuries and the English habit of downfalls..... no thanks.

Is Sunday Sport real or a parody? I keep seeing it but assume it's not real

Time for Bally, marra.

Fecking bottom, they now want Heckingbottom. Is there a manager that rhymes with terribly shite?