Ketsbaia

Amanda hasn't personally told Licker Lee that all is well, it's not in The Chronicle so DEAL OFF.

Some outstanding quotes from Short today. Truly hilariously amazing :lol: He's such a dick, I love it

Blob has the fixture but you know what Mourinho is like. I want Vertonghen (for season-long Spurs coverage) but thinking 6m is a lot on someone who doesn't attack. Plus, Cedric and Naughton have class fixtures this week so maybe they should stay.

But would AJ get in ahead of weedy McGeady?

'Championship Cheesy Chips' 'FTM TV' 'Paedo pashuns'

Oh dear, they'll have to change the name.

Seen Karanka suggested, hope it's not him.

I'm gutted tbh. The new manager can't do worse..... right?

Mitrovic is so clearly better than Joselu, like.

Sick of the sight of him. Well..... when he's actually visible.

Predictably horrific. We have some shocking individuals, like. How on earth Joselu and Perez keep getting away with this....

I've done 18 months and already thinking about when to move back. It's great to be in a lively city and the transport is great but the people and the general atmosphere isn't for me, it's just not quite home.

It's shit down here.

Definitely the right person to imitate whilst under pressure :thup:

Pardew gone was 2014's Xmas gift, Ashley gone for 2017?

Brother saw Ciaran Clark in Tesco earlier.

Problem 1) Aguero and Kane didn't play. Problem 2) Captain Salah missed a penalty Problem 3) Almost went Otamendi for Alonso last week (Ota got 14pts) but did it this week instead (0 vs 6). Hate this game.

Was heading for disaster until Sterling scored and captain Salah assisted. Now it's just average, as loads had Jesus/Lacazette/Eriksen/Richarlison blanking too.

2017 started with them in the Prem and us being hit-and-miss after relegation. 6 in a row marra etc. It could end with us taken over and them fighting against double relegation. Could soon be an unbreachable gap. Love it.

Thank you Raheem.

GRABBAN! SIMON GRAYSON'S RED N WHITE ARMY

Grayson feeling as empty as his press conferences.

Guardiola played Aguero last weekend and rested Jesus/Sterling, before playing all 3 in midweek. Aguero and Sterling got all 120 mins I think, plus they have Napoli midweek. Yup :(

Expecting a stinker but hey, maybe Salah © and Vardy/Choupo-Moting delivers.

It makes last night's pub conference look acceptable.