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Adam Hurrey ‏ 8minutes ago: In hindsight, there was something of the "carefree, but very hungover trip to the nearby Tesco Metro" about Everton's transfer window. 20 mini scotch eggs, Tangfastics AND Choco Leibniz? Worry about it later.

Townsend's half a dozen good games up here were his career highlight. He scored a couple of goals for England too. That's honestly it and I think we can - and will - do much, much better than him.

A solid point today

Was a bit nervy at 0-0, with Brighton, Huddersfield and Bournemouth all getting wins - the sides we're expecting to join Palace by May. But that winner was huge going into more winnable games. Think it'll be a safe mid-table.

Just an Elliot clean sheet, Lukaku © assist and a Choupo-Moting assist. Good thing I pulled out of the Otamendi for Alonso deal, eh.

Genuinely nothing so far. Horrific.

They'll aim for Ancelotti and Tuchel but end up with a Moyes or Shakespeare.

Sterling too

There's normally an FA Cup weekend in the spring where only 4 or 5 league games are going on. Perfect for the free hit.

There's so much on the line with this takeover. Because IF it happens, oh man, great things could happen. Things we've had to watch happen elsewhere with jealous glances for 10 years and now it's our turn. All overseen by Rafa Benitez. Damn, I promised myself not to get like this so soon

Ashley will just skip a meeting to get pissed again, sending her people away. Although it's hard not to get excited at breaking our 12-year transfer record on the Nathan Ake's of this world Good times are returning

When Dalglish came in and sold Ferdinand and Ginola, whilst bringing in the decrepit Barnes, Rush and Pearce. Ergh.

Is the £450m asking price there just so they can meet in the middle? As in, he's actually wanting £325-350m but can't start off that low.

Class chant https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/920213267133366272

I mean..... when weren't we up for sale?!?!

We look good but it's so tight below us that we're pretty close to 17th

I've dropped in the overall rank and not sure why. The only clean sheet I missed was Liverpool's, I have the day's top scorer (Sterling), missed Carroll but he'll be on loads of benches, whilst almost everyone will have captained Kane or Lukaku. Nobody will have the likes of Cleverley & Mertesacker. So not sure where everyone else has scored more.

Kane is the biggest troll going. He fucks up every home banker, where we foolishly captain him. Happy to bring Sterling in though. 37 with Vardy, Foster, Atsu (or Carroll from bench) & Cedric to play.

No way are the champions going to finish on 68pts. I'm disappointed they didn't get their FM stats on screen.

Jobs for the Moyes

When this came up on Football Manager I was horrified.

He's perfect.

Best of all time and it's not even close.

Holy shit