Ketsbaia

I'm fearing Kane but sticking with Lukaku - Morata - Firmino, which has nothing wrong with it. Salah in for Mane.

I cashed out on Villarreal, Zenit, Dynamo Kiev (-1) when Kiev were 1-0 down at half time. They won 3-1. Bastards.

His latest spell of following me back was the longest so far It's already over though. He likes to click.

Scoring goals in front of the Gallowshite at Sid James' Park

Even less than 12 tbh, because 36 points is often enough and that's without draws. 10 wins, 8 draws is about right, but Rafa will be aiming for more than just survival.

They've got Southampton, Man Utd, Man City and Chelsea up next. Can only see them on 0 or 1 point after 8 games.

This bloke needs cargo shorts to fit all these players in his pockets.

Worst wildcard ever. Took out De Bruyne, Kane and Kolasinac and brought in Mane, Alli etc.

Wildcarded Mane in, removed De Bruyne. Service resumed

Aye, want a strong midfield. Either Morata or Chicharito in alongside Firmino and Kane/Lukaku.

I'm wildcarding this week. Firmino is definitely coming in, so it's horrific having to pick between Kane OR Lukaku.

Book the bus parade

Kranjcar

Just been reading this, was quite interesting. FIFA need to change the algorithm, otherwise everyone will cotton on and refuse to play friendlies.

It's not patronising to think Swansea could struggle, like. Been a decent start but they only just stayed up, before selling Sigurdsson and Llorente.

West Ham's upcoming fixtures are superb, on paper. Let's hope they win a few.

As if Wilfried Bony is impressive. He was awful at Stoke last season and poor for Man City before that. Sanches is a coup but he's no Sigurdsson.

Brighton, Huddersfield, Burnley and Swansea should come below us and maybe West Ham/Palace.

Good player.

The last question is a good one, about Rafa leaving.

Let's get Enrique, Bassong and Guthrie so we can relegated as a 2008 nostalgia act. Although I would take Tremoulinas and think we should pursue him, considering he's a left-back.

West Ham's next games: Huddersfield (H) West Brom (A) Spurs (H) Swansea (H) Burnley (A) Brighton (H) Crystal Palace (A) Phew! Although Rafa's advisers could say certain things, then Bilic gets sacked after a win....

Wages wise, there's no way we were ever getting Sturridge or Dzeko. And that's before Sturridge's injury record....

A sell-out doing anything but. I love it.