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£350m in parts, then. Or £320m up front. Just do it.

Their ongoing 20-in-a-row is far more impressive than beating us 6 times.

Depends who your team mates are, surely? If an Eriksen, Ozil or Joselu is alongside you, you'll get something.

I was going to say that their defence is well-drilled thanks to Pulis and Pardew will be lucky, but nah - West Brom haven't kept a clean sheet for a while. After their inevitable 1-0 win over us, they've got a mixed set of fixtures. Prick.

It's the same West Brom fans who are currently being told to "be careful what you wish for". They hate it, just like we hated it.

Although Birmingham's game in hand is at Boro, so that's an unlikely win. Burton v Sunderland at the weekend.

Ah shit, just when we're about to play them.

Can't buy anyone for another 6 weeks too. Magical

Would be better if Reading beat Bolton tbh, in terms of gaps. The more teams that pull clear, the funnier it becomes

Starting to get a bit nervous here, dwelling on the negative lines by Luke Edwards

Ouch. And if they lose to Villa tonight, it's interesting that Bolton v Reading and Millwall v Hull are tonight.

Doesn't need to be Abu Dhabi sugar daddies, as long as our owners have us on a level playing field again. We're handicapped by Ashley.

He'd never accept the first bid. Get it to £320m and I think there's a deal.

"Did yower Mandy tek a team to the Yewro semis? Did she fuck"

Will take a draw, depressingly.

We're still not very good

If only Pulis could hold on until we visit....

The City of Culture judging panel have just been swayed.

2 for Salah, didn't go with Morata or Alonso.

This week's nightmare has already begun. Almost brought Morata in for Aguero but thought it's unwise to remove Aguero at a cost of 4pts. Aguero benched, Morata goal. And I DEFINITELY changed my captain to Salah last night, yet it stayed on Kane. Awesome. Hate this game.

He'll basically keep them in Championship mid-table for years (years.... yeah right!), which is better than relegation but they'll drift further and further away from the Premier League.

On the one hand, I'm surprised he's choosing to take this job. On the other, he'll be shite at club level and will never take them higher than mid-table. Fit wife, that's it. And it's always a huge plus when their manager is a hateable twat.

The (soon to be) story of 2017 and it all derived from N-O. What a world we live in.

The press will think Coleman's a great appointment but he's not.

They're running out of options like :lol: