Ketsbaia

Excited at the slow reuniting of my FM15 Champions League-winning Anderlecht side Mbemba, Mitrovic, Praet.... such a shame that Tielemans is taken. Shucks.

I liked Merino today although he did have a few dodgy moments. There is no ability playing in front of him though, not a lot he can do about that.

We already look in deep trouble. We offer absolutely nothing going forward, no idea when a win can come or how it could. Might be seen as an overreaction but if you can't beat Huddersfield, you're in danger. 8

Considering their opponents, 5 points is pretty good. But it's good if that was their peak and the reality is starting to hit them. They simply can't play the same 11 each time.

A big deal has been made of their lack of signings, so I'm glad they've started with a big coup.

We've had a few prats at this club over the years, may as well have Dennis Praet.

Me too Daniels, Ward-Prowse, Kolasinac and De Bruyne concern me. Want so many players in.

Nightmare so far. Seeing others own Mane, Pogba, Mkhitarian, Gabbiadini and Hernandez

So Coutinho would've been the first £100m player, if it weren't for Neymar? :lol: Football has completely lost the plot. Coutinho

Hoffenheim, before an unhappy spell on Man City's bench. Dynamo Kiev rescued me, before I became an icon at Lazio.

He was brilliant but so was Simon Amstel

Sold Chalobah and Ake too. There was just no need to get rid of that many. Instead of going for Drinkwater, they may as well have kept Chalobah/Loftus-Cheek..... they'd be 4th choice behind Kante, Fabregas & Bakayoko anyway. No need for Van Dijk when Ake/Zouma are more than capable as their 5th centre back.

Tottenham are known for spending wisely & being sensible with big-money purchases

How Lazaar, how Lazaar, how Lazaar. Ooh baby (ooh baby), he's making us crazy. Everytime I look around, he's on the bench.

So that relegates Swansea. They had a good run.

A rare sensible move. Would be great if the rest of Europe followed.

If Benitez rates him highly, then hopefully this gets rid of some friction between him and the club. May not be our #1 target but Benitez hasn't been thrown some shit alternative, he genuinely wants him. That's good, should pacify him.

Mounie to score at least one. A draw.

Newcastle are also assessing a move for the Legia Warsaw and Poland international Michal Pazdan, who has interested Crystal Palace, West Bromwich Albion and Real Betis, since impressing at Euro 2016. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/08/14/newcastle-manager-rafa-benitez-targets-five-signings-month/ Another centre back???

Carvalho to West Ham angers me so much. Lucky bastards.

Shearer's volley v Everton didn't even make the original shortlist

Got a decent feeling about this one. Although I felt the same about Doumbia....

Derby and Norwich are tougher on paper, mind. They're both selling any decent player they have.

They won

The same number as before today