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Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980 13m13 minutes ago Leicester, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. Interesting names from some of the clubs. Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980 12m12 minutes ago Leicester: Mahrez, Kante, Okazaki, Drinkwater Arsenal: Welbeck and Gabriel Chelsea: Traore, Willian, Costa Spurs: Alli, Toby and Lamela Bloke claims to be an editor for ESPN. Could be bollocks.

Surely a Southampton or West Ham will come in and give us our Wijnaldum money back.

Division seems a lot stronger than last time and we might not even be the biggest club down there. A league with 3 European Cups.

Moyes, Pearson, Monk. Can't think of anyone better, unfortunately

Rumours that the Sunday Times will expose a Premier League doping scandal tomorrow, with 150 players investigated. Performance-enhancing drugs, so I'm assuming our lot are in the clear.

We have no height, no good set piece takers, no desire, no defensive ability, no attacking ability and no flair. Cheers Graham

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 5 minutes ago I'm hearing that Mitrovic is warming up to come on.

Feel slightly relieved tbh.

Feel bad for wanting him to start now

Maybe Aarons

That's all we're banking on - Rafa feeling guilty (even though he shouldn't) and a lack of available jobs. And that's assuming we'd pay those wages, which is wishful thinking.

This time we'll share the games with Villa and Sunderland, whereas last time we were the only big dogs.

IF we go forward in to the Championship like we did last time then yes, it was certainly one of the more enjoyable seasons in recent years and made a nice change to go in to every game with a good chance of getting a win... that said, I'd have preferred we weren't there and it just chips away at the club status because overall I think we really are too big of a club to be pissing around dropping in and out of the top league in the country. I meant I'm looking forward to enjoying football and not giving a shit about our lot. Too much stressing over a bunch of spineless cowards, the club is Newcastle United only in name. It's unrecognisable from the club I fell in love with as a child.

He threatened to be a good player but time and time again he churns out these pathetic performances. More than happy to sell him tbh.

Not a bad point for them tbh. They're probably just out of reach for us, so do we ask for a favour when they face Norwich?

Rafa can't do anything about this. Our shitness overpowers his qualities. I disagreed with the starting 11 but I think any combo would've been shit.

Honestly, I don't care. They can do what they want next season. The only thing that'll give hope is keeping Mitrovic, Mbemba and Shelvey. Sell the rest (apart from the likes of Colback, Dummett, Lascelles etc). But I'm looking forward to enjoying football again.

The draw relegated us both. Going down together.

Priority #1 is to keep him in the Championship and I think we will. Quite frankly, he's the only one who gives a shit.

9.5 A draw would've been ok, considering the Sunderland result. But both teams relegated themselves with that derby draw. And it's hard to get too upset when you see our matches - these players are pathetic.

Ahhh, the memories

Mixed bag tbh. Anita at LB and Cisse starting is fine, but I'd have stuck with Lascelles and played Mitro/De Jong over Sissoko.

Swing and a miss

Cisse ahead of Mitrovic, Sterry at left back.

I've been supremely confident about this for 2 weeks. Norwich are one of two sides definitely worse than us, but we like to fuck up spectacularly. To be honest, I'm now leaning towards a minging draw.