Ketsbaia

Oh man

The Anderlecht crew are the only two

Get French Football ‏@GFFN 7m No serious talks yet, with Dortmund notably interested & willing to pay Newcastle's €25m asking price. Another PL side also in talks. €25m :lol:

By September it'll be the usual 4 CBs, 5 CMs line-up. Guaranteed

Any word if there's a transfer fee here?

Anyone but Wales, hopefully

If he was fit and regularly playing, I think De Jong would be the natural choice. But he gets papercuts for breakfast, so I would give youth a chance and put the armband on Lascelles. Bold move but he's a good lad and seems a leader.

I love the surprise nature of this summer. He's arguably better than Janmaat and has leadership qualities. Bring it on!

Why is Blaise Matuidi's transfer fee so low? Considering the outrageous, eye-watering fees we now see...... Man Utd are spending just €25m on him.

Don't know what's more unappealing - those prices or the prospect of being surrounded by Russian hooligans.

The middle boxes were hilarious this week :lol:

Isn't that sort of the way Seth Johnson's contract was drawn out when he joined Leeds?

Nice letter but he can fuck off. He'll always be Colo the Cowardly Lion to me.

Forren bastard

He's Keegan all over again.

Through sheer force of money, Palace are staying up again.

Jeeeeeeesus :lol:

We've had enough bad managers. Pardew is more than that - a smug, hateable conman.

Pardew loves left back, Hitler loves right wing.

Yep, at least. And we'll get that.

Poor Mata. At what point does this become bullying?

Looking around, surely we can get £15-20m for him.

Same. Never got the hype.

Well it makes sense. At NUFC, Cabaye fit Larry David's 'lifting wife, good guy' theory. Now he's just a normal dick footballer dating stunners. Prick.