Ketsbaia

That one in particular is shocking

I somehow gave Johnson more credit than this, like it was some sort of accident. If true, these details are so incredibly dark and predatory. I feel a bit queasy.

This is grim to read. Absolutely no doubt whatsoever that he's done it

Confirmed by the club: http://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2016/february/club-statement?utm_source=home_newsfeed&utm_medium=latest_news_article_0_news_title&utm_campaign=newsclub_news2016februaryclub_statement

So he's doubtful for the Man Utd game?

Nike with 'Just do it' is far more fitting tbh.

It's a shame we're playing them now, when they finally look ok again. They've certainly lost their air of invincibility, they're very beatable. 2-0, Costa and Hazard.

If it's based on Twitter hits, don't they know it's because everyone's laughing at the mongaloid?

Sat alone in my room, I almost gave a standing ovation to bhoywonder's post Magnificent.

That's another thing - underage or not, he's cheated on this absolutely stunning girlfriend who had his kid. So he's an idiot as well as a paedo.

The biggest clubs qualify anyway, surely? Occasionally a Man Utd will miss out but it's an anomaly.

It's deals like Alex Teixeira that piss me off. He was actively linked with Liverpool, almost certainly coming to England in the summer. Yet he impatiently chose China. Maybe I'm just a purist but, if I had a choice between incredibly rich (in Premier League) vs super incredibly rich (in a Chinese retirement home), I'd pick the former. Does Teixeira not take pride in his career? Or think beyond 2 years? It's a pointless rant, I know. Money wins.

Round collars are rubbish, too.

The toast got me

The Derby way. What the fuck is that?!?!

I don't get that. Wonder what their reason is.

Alongside gorgonzola

http://s10.postimg.org/3t4g3ajl5/dress.jpg TBH

Up there with Wijnaldum an Ayoze as personal favourites, like. Absolutely love the guy and was so chuffed when he finally scored.

Only won 2 more home wins than away, although I don't really count Bournemouth as a proper win..... they annihilated us and we scored with our only shot! Flukiest win I've ever seen.

Won us so many free kicks with his hold-up play. He was vital.

Benched Mahrez for Wijnaldum, made Kane captain, had a Spurs defender who didn't play (Walker). A humiliating day

This just gets better and better

Infuriating at times but today he was much better.

A near-perfect set of scores today, although starting to believe Sunderland will get out of it. West Brom are shocking, cant score and have nasty fixtures.