Ketsbaia

Not a Townsend fan at all and he's overpriced (as if that matters anymore). He cuts in from the right but no way is Sissoko budging, so we're putting him down the left? Maybe that has potential, none of this cutting inside bollocks.

And of course, turn 999 upside down and you get this prick's real persona.

We should sign him just in case we get relegated.

It's just one of life's lessons - never buy off Spurs. And I can't believe we're giving up on Thauvin, I've been wanting him to start for weeks. Very, very dodgy goings on.

Napoli close to getting Christoph Kramer for just €15m.

Can't decide whether tonight was good or bad. I guess Norwich losing was great. But it's Bournemouth v Norwich this weekend, Sunderland v Bournemouth the next.

Well my 2 subs were to replace Targett & Van Dijk (20pts tonight) with Danny Simpson & Kyle Walker. Obviously Walker started & Simpson's clean sheet remained on the bench. But yeh, generally it'll be bad. Only Giroud and Payet are highly owned.

28 points - not a single clean sheet or goal, just an Arnautovic assist :lol: I used the 2-5-3 chip and replaced Van Dijk with Kyle Walker

Either we get him, or Spurs do and therefore don't need Perez. Win-win.

I know Swansea are kept close etc but I'm gutted that the mackems won that. We're back to fighting for 2 spots.

I just don't see the point in Townsend. We do need width, but not him. More like a modern day Keith Gillespie.

The face that Big Sam is pulling

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He was basically good in midfield. He's too lightweight for the back line though. Hey, I've got a really good idea......

At half time Bournemouth had gained 3 points on us, and now we've gained one on them. Quite a big 4pt swing come May. Not bothered about Villa - if they finish above us, it's because we're on under 30pts and long gone. So it doesn't matter.

On form, he is superb and our best player by far. He just knows where to be.

Best NUFC game in years, that. Shame we couldn't complete the comeback but that was a very entertaining 90 minutes. On a bit of a footballing high

I'm surprised there's debate over Man Utd's penalty. Mbemba has his arms like a scarecrow.

It would be an honour to see him at Leicester.

Wijnaldum 1-0 is 55/1 on Bet365

1-0 to us.

£8m??? For Tiote?? Make it rain.

Eat4Less do very cheap jacket potatoes. Just sayin'

We've got 2 winnable home games in the next 5 days. We'll have a better idea after those.

Bit pricey tbh, I think £8m would've been about right.