Ketsbaia

Used a free Coral £10 bet on Germany, Argentina and Spain to win. It's safe but it's (almost) £20 out of nothing.

Wow, Gradel out for 6 months too. Bournemouth are fucked. Lots of money spent on them, a handful of minutes played. That's rotten luck for Bournemouth. It's like that Bjelland at Brentford, who done his knee on his debut - out for the season.

This is a huge help

The only one I'd really pick is Pantilimon and even that's a close call. Van Aanholt maybe but he's had an awful start to the season.

In May I didn't think the summer would go this well. It's obviously not perfect but we've spent £50m on 4 good players, no-one has left and we now have a proper manager with real coaches. Would a left back and Janmaat back-up be great? Of course. But this window has generally been a success - hopefully it's the first positive move of many, not that I'd put money on it.

He'll feel right at home in Sunderland?

Apparently Zoo declined her offer. As if

This past hour has been funny

If anyone can swerve the rules and laws of football, it's Real Madrid and Man United. That's what football is. Surely it'll happen.

I'd be livid and canny upset if Ayoze left, he's class Still, let's not panic yet.

It's hard to keep track with Man Utd's keepers - De Gea, Navas, Valdes, Romero. Just here, Krul, Harper and Given take us back to 1997.

He's done nothing for a very long time, I doubt he'll improve them.

It's so awkward, Borini blatantly doesn't want to go there. It's like hitting on a girl all night, repeatedly getting turned down & only pulling when she's so hammered she can't walk. Was it a success? Well she was barely conscious, so not really.

Martial will be the most ridiculous transfer fee of all time. It's absolutely shocking. When you consider it's 2 or 3 times his asking price from earlier this summer - this deal should be illegal, it's that bad.

Wolfsburg finish above Schalke for one season and nick a key player. Thought he would've held on for something better.

Why do people still have Man U players? :mike: Lesson learnt With Depay, I saw he was having 4 or 5 shots every games and thought one would eventually either stay in the stadium or not be timidly rolled to the keeper. He was completely away from all action today, so he's going to Mane/Ayew/other.

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Depay is coming out of this like, he's been so fucking shit yet again.

I was so optimistic this weekend, I said to my brother: "This could be a 60 or 70 point week, the games are that good.... knowing me, I bet I just scrape 40". So far, exactly 40

Swansea are lush.

Meh.

I really love it when Super Al publically flogs our players at every opportunity. Not like that prick Martinez.

Thought he was superb today Like the look of him already, it's like 90% Hatem but with a good (ish) manager.

Welcome to N-O, Palace fans. We know what you're here for but we also know we're right.

Are we sure he's going to fail? I keep calming myself with that - and how history repeats itself with Charlton, West Ham & Newcastle - but maybe he won't. The smarmy bastard rolls a double six every time at Palace.