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Ajax fucking up a bet - bastards.

For some reason, it feels like the general public wants to hate on Messi. He's still better than Ronaldo and, probably, the greatest of all time (if we have to compare those in different positions from different eras). Legend.

Aye, that Bayern team has me worried. £5 on Porto (in-play HT), Bayern, Barcelona (-1) and PSG returns £50.

49. Guess it's not that bad. Di Maria is coming in for either Tadic or Sterling. I've had enough of Raheeeem (especially with Sturridge's injury) but I still look at Liverpool's fixtures and think they surely can't lose the next one Tadic is mint but he's not providing. Decisions, decisions.

Oh no Jurgen, you can do much better than them

I thought Rodgers was the real deal, like, but he's spent the Suarez money terribly and not altered their style. He overachieved with those players last season. Take away Suarez, Sturridge and Sterling, they're full of dross. At least when they couldn't defend last season, Suarez would go ballistic and score a hat-trick. The Sturridge injury is unlucky but Balotelli was always going to be an abysmal signing. So maybe Brenda's time really is ending. It's hilarious.

Eden Hazard

Eden Hazard

Austin for Welbeck, so I can afford Di Maria for Tadic next week. Don't know who should be captain out of Costa, Aguero and Hazard.

Messi & Aguero together every week? Yes, please. Although I'd hate to see Messi anywhere but Barca (or NUFC, obviously).

Wow. What makes you think that?

SSN tonight is just an old man grovelling and stuttering his way through an apology, telling us how cosmopolitan his friends are. 10 minutes back-to-back ffs. Just go and play bingo with your racist friends, man

Almost identical to Suarez's defence for being racist

When he called McManaman's assault on Haidara "clean as a whistle" What a waste of skin and bones.

Even Steven Taylor is shaking his head at that.

Twats, as expected from that club. Anyway, has this video been posted yet? Daz Oxlade-Chamberlain steals the show.

Hope so.

Scotland are shit. Clyne is mint.

It's Capedevila. I hate myself. You're cape-able of much better.

The Beautiful South's Paul Heaton has resigned as club patron tonight. It doesn't matter if he's as good as gold from now on, Evans was stupid as mud in the first place. Anyway, Sheff Utd will carry on regardless. .....I'll leave now.

Yep, but unfortunately that's the Chronicle's target audience

We're taught to write that way, actually. Proper paragraphs intimidate readers, or something like that....

Pardew deserves this. What a tosspot.

He offers stability and we're too deluded to see this.

What a fucking shithead Pardew is - how dare he metaphorically spit on Jonas' life. Fuck him. I'm gannin' outside to get me pitchfork.