Ketsbaia

I thought his corner routine would just say "Score!" like Ince's pad, so there's one surprise.

Kinnear's back?

Its embarassing that anyone would stick with Pardew any longer. As for his latest quotes, they're good on the surface but the man is a professional bullshitter. If he told me grass is green, I'd still not believe him. His quotes are empty.

I really dont rate Mancini, so thatd be a great move for them.

I don't even like champagne but I'm off to buy some, dammit.

Has it been mentioned that Santon & Marveaux could be involved in this. They've trained today

Going down isn't destroying them? I'd love them to go this season but it's looking unlikely because of their GD and the Swansea score. Shame.

Are you all implying that we're a negative, defensive team? But Pardew says we're not

Whilst Monaco probably will be in the CL soon, he's leaving a club about to qualify for it and rejecting clubs who've been in it for years. As for being rich, Chelsea aren't exactly frugal either. Just seems like such an unnecessary transfer.

Apparently Chris Samba is still struggling with a hamstring problem - so we're against Clint Hill and Tal Ben-Haim. What's the catch? Before Swansea beat Wigan I was 100% convinced we were going and now I've accidently slipped towards the other extreme. Keep thinking we're ok now but we're not. Got to get something from QPR, if we can't beat them when we have to, we dont deserve to stay up!

I reckon Southampton will beat the mackems, which will have them clenching.

Another mate of Yo.

Wasn't there a story last week that Monaco will have to pay £100m to even take part in Ligue 1 next season? To counteract their silly tax advantage.

No way.

This alone will stop me getting that channel, seriously.

Soccer AM used to be brilliant in the Lovejoy days. Is it still around now? It declined rapidly when he left. Good on those Sunday shows too, even if his book was embarassing.

I wouldn't be so sure of that. Thought that was nailed on? What's happened?

how many of those speak English? Communication is of massive importance when you're a CB. Hard to justify if it's going to take them 6 months to learn the language. Well ideally he'd speak English as a primary language but English players are expensive and American/Australian players are crap. Hoping for a bite

Bayern are getting Lewandowski, PSG aren't good enough, he'd not fit at Barca/Real and Man Utd wont let him join another English team. He's stuck there.

If they can find a club for him, I'd get rid. Always think he's been overrated and they can improve on him.

Sell Rooney & Nani, replace with Ronaldo & Bale

To me, Moyes is a strange appointment that won't work out but, if Fergie personally chose him, so be it. He must see something.

Don't worry. We're going to totally bum Chelsea on Saturday. Probably.