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The footballing gods are doing everything they can to relegate us. Starting to worry now.

Signing for Man City? Gutted.

If it's true, I'm absolutely gutted I thought Gotze was a good person.

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Do you fantasise about her? Colo is many things but good looking isn't one of them EDIT: It's about personality, blah blah blah

Fantasy League captain.....

There's a woman at work who looks like Colo - she keeps reminding me of how much we miss him.

I doubt this is more than a honeymoon period for Di Klanio. Itll be the same bump that MON got at the start and I'm in no doubt that things will end badly. But he's kept them up and has already paid off Short's gamble. I doubt theyll get this close to relegation for a while. Itll be Wigan that goes down, unless Norwich beat Stoke - which might put them back in trouble.

If the hearings on Wednesday the ban be with immediate effect, wont it? Just desperate for him to miss this match.

Inspirational. bare minimum please lads, don't bother winning any. Couple of draws will do. Possibilities: 1. This guy is a coward 2. This guy is preparing something big that will take everyone by surprise Winning a match?

Keys & Gray just mentioned our set penis failings on talksport It's becoming common knowledge now.

Awwe charity, looks like Suarez is a nice guy after all. As if that'll work

Jonas he won't turn on him, no other manager would play him, he's on a good thing with Pardew, same as Ameobi. True. What I meant was that the locker room 'leaders' need to turn, which I assume Jonas is by now.

Cabaye is the one that can change things. If people like him, Krul and Jonas turn on him, he'll be under pressure.

Cheers for remembering that

Anita? With his nice passing and general positivity? This is madness.

Can't believe these last 10 pages actually happened In other news, Suarez is a cunt. We REALLY need an immediate ban from our beloved FA.

Esteban Granola Cheeses Navas

Clean sheets for Sagna & Ben Davies, whilst Sessegnon made a superb debut for me. Goal for Hazard too. Unfortunately, Sturridge & Mark Wilson are stuck on the bench. RvP ©, De Gea & Benteke to play.

I fear deeply for this one. It all depends on if Suarez gets punished - if he plays, it could get to 5 or 6. If he doesn't, just a modest 0-3. In other words, we're shit and have a shit manager. They're ok, so they'll win easily.

Pardew has earnt the hatred, to be fair.

Doesn't change a lot. We should be nowhere near where we are.

Yesterday morning I'd have definitely took a draw, with a Wigan defeat. But the manner of it hurts. And a club like us with players like these being in 16th place is absolutely unforgivable.

Beat. Those. People.