Ketsbaia

If you tell a lie often enough, people believe it.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m AP programme notes: "I am convinced this is the primary reason why our opponents today are as far ahead of us in the table" #nufc #lfc Fucking hell.

Stupid Spurs.

Spurs look good, thankfully.

Just put Hart in my Fantasy team. Minutes away from a clean sheet. Bellend.

Media would probably pick it up as board and then ridicule us. Whack the Horse

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Are we cheering on Norwich at Stoke today? Keeps Stoke on 37 with bad games to come.

Can't wait for the latest masterclass from Pardiola today. Go 1-0 down early on, sit Cabaye in front of the back four, sit back for 60 minutes, bring on Gosling for Cabaye and Shola for Sissoko, struggle to string passes together. Then he brings on Ben Arfa with 10 minutes to go. The players don't move, so he does nothing. Post-match, Pardew blames the lack of Europa football, the negativity from the stands and the giant orange thing in the sky. Oh well, onwards to QPR....

Aye I remember getting annoyed that they raided Leverkusen. Bayern are crafty bastards.

I love how a Benfica fan has embraced us so much, that he's watching documentaries on our mid-80s period

Woop woop, that's the sound of da police!

If we lose tomorrow, I think things will get nasty. The masses will finally turn.

Wouldn't be against us signing Chalobah.

We buy ALL the Bundesliga mwahahaha

Oh man, what a thought.

Rodgers "But we won at passing the blame".

What? He's done a neesy

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Oh well

Just guessing Probably not far off though.

It's superstition because they did it last week and it worked well on Saturday

The crazy thing about Gundogan is that he has Schweinsteiger and Khedira ahead of him for Germany. He's so, so good.