Ketsbaia

Demba himself seems nice but he's had this black cloud with him for a while. Cisse genuinely seems happy to play football and has a much better aura. We got rid of the right one.

Some of the posts in here lately are getting close to fan fiction. Where is that weird Gerrard/Alonso drawing by a fan?

What do Standard get out of this? A small fee?

I thought you had to use it or you lost it?? Well I thought you had 2 wildcards. One you could use at any point, and one you had to use in January. I haven't used either, so I'm just making sure I'd still have my "season" wildcard, once I've played my January one? Correct. You're rewarded for not being kneejerk like the rest of us

Brilliant

Is everyone aware that it's now Wildcard month? I'm trying to find a way to shoehorn a Walcott-Mata-Michu-Bale-Fellaini midfield but it's not really happening Might have to downgrade Bale to Lennon.

We'll be fine without this one. I reckon he's had his peak here and we could do without such a blatant mercenary disrupting the harmony. Good riddance.

Not with their upcoming fixtures, you don't

True. If Ashley is even thinking about parting with £10m, Carr must rate the hell out of him.

I dont feel angry at the player for once, which is weird. Good luck, I suppose. He can now afford a nice cushion to make the bench comfy.

Replacing Simpson and having Taylor return might just be enough til the summer but I'd hate to see them give up again. Especially with Taylor's injury record.

HA! Goodbye Danny, I personally won't miss you at all. Party time in the Ketsbaia household

- Debuchy will be a vast improvement on Simpson, after 2 or 3 games to adjust. He'll sometimes get caught out at the back but that's cancelled out by his attacking output and NOT giving the ball away at throw ins. - Remy will sign but won't be that good. His pace is absolutely what we need but he'll get the infamous NUFC hamstring injuries and be reduced to a mere mortal. - January will just be Debuchy & Remy in, with Ba & Simpson out. There'll be the deadline day charade of a new CB but ultimately it'll just be Steven Taylor. - Bigi will succeed, he'll be a superstar. I don't see the others making an impact on football.

Debuchy, Debuchy, Debuchy. The one that's hard to get. Debuchy, Debuchy, Debuchy. But we can win him yet.

Just done a victory jig at home. After 6 months of pain and agony, we finally sign one of the best right backs around. As a bonus, the Danny Simpson era is almost over.....I'm getting emotional just thinking about it. Hallelujah!!! Good things do happen!!!

My neighbour has thrown his mop out, which would also be better than Willo.

Darren? http://t.qkme.me/3r2sdw.jpg

Good read.

I'd have went for Aubameyang and I've got a bad feeling about Remy. Having said that, it's actually a proper signing

Marvellous work, David.

In the same vein as the Odemwingie non-rumours, it looks like Hangeland's contract is up this summer. Cheap, short-term CB? I'd like to think we'd not be too strict on age but who am I kidding?

Do Spaniards ever do well in Italy?

Just a wee club near Stockport tbh.

Getting sick of Everton, like. 1) stop winning, 2) stop rising up the table, 3) stop buying players sensibly. I blame Neil.

Neither will be there by August anyway.