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8-0. Ben Arfa scoops the ball over a defender, runs around him and overhead kicks it in the goal. In off the bar, of course!

It has to be Blackburn, really. But it's asking to pick between a sensational goal and a phenomenal goal.......both were pretty decent

Captain Cisse, Howard and Santon did well for me. Thought I might catch up with my brother but then he had Ben Arfa, Simpson from the bench and Clint frickin' Dempsey again. FML.

Just cracked the thesaurus out to describe that goal and it failed me.....words fail me! Simply put, it was out of this world and a privilege to see in person. His talent is outrageous and the idea that it wasn't his best goal of the season says it all.

I thought Spurs would be the most catchable, but certainly didn't expect that defeat today Ultimately I don't think we'll get 4th but we're gonna take it all the way to the very end. To even be saying this stuff is pure insanity! But at the moment teams like Lille, Moenchengladbach, Lazio and Malaga/Levante are going to the Champs League qualifiers - none of these behemoth clubs that we should fear.

Anyone sat near Sir John Hall West, hello!!! I'll be in the black 3rd kit with a green jumper underneath.

I'm always weary of playing sides near the bottom, especially at the end of the season. Having said that, they're there for a reason and we're 6th for a reason. I think we'll get the win, but in a style similar to the Norwich, Wigan and QPR games. Ba will get his goal and we'll still be flying high. I think we should risk Cabaye though - being without him, Tiote, Guthrie and Colo is a bit too much.

Ba will score today

Krul, Douglas and Pieters will be the bedrock of NUFC and Holland for years to come!

That would be out of this world. It would defy all logic, let's hope he continues with this remarkable recovery.

Damn, I was gonna do that Just needed the template.

Is Corchia as good a right back as he normally is on FM?

Lennon is struggling to get into Spurs' team, so I dunno where Hoilett will fit in. I'm sure that won't stop them getting him though.

In that case, I'm with Pardew......lets just take a draw.

GW34 has 8 teams not playing, so it'll be a struggle to get 11 playing. GW36 has those 8 teams playing twice, which is good for stocking up on. That's why I'm saving up transfers to make the most of both weeks. Probably get Mata and Moses in near the end.

Steeeeeevie Geeee

What brummie just did is probably illegal in most countries. Brutal.

Did Mancini just say he hopes the FA turn Balotelli's red into a straight red? They have completely fallen apart.

I love Balotelli but he was embarassing today. What a fucking idiot. Gutted that Arsenal, but there are two consolations: 1) Man City have nothing to play for at SJP 2) Arsenal were never the ones we would've caught. We can get Spurs or Chelsea, but not really Arsenal.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/244855/Newcastle-set-to-tie-up-double-deal/?

On the replay, I think Caldwell ended up being the furthest one back.

It's a great podcast, mind. Love listening to it.

Can't believe Chelsea.....we were so, so close. An inept linesman cost us 2 points.

I hate Clint Dempsey (and Jelavic). Despite having Cisse in my team, this is the dark week where my brother finally overtook me for the first time this season - with a 10 point gap too! Miserable day.

Oh yeah? If Nile scored, how come this place hasn't gone down yet? Exactly.