Ketsbaia

On second thoughts....

When Smith, Harper and Xisco go it'll free 140k in wages....and yet we'd lose nothing!

Sunderland losing

Goddamn Sturridge is on the bench. Knew I should've stuck with Yakubu.....

This

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2012/1/13/1326479792272/Newcastle-united-v-QPR-001.jpg Looking at that preview, surely we should be demolishing these. Or at least win comfortably. Hill, Derry, Buzsaky and Gabbidon

They're having a Tiote day which involves eating metal and livestock. Trip to the farm.

As great as Cissokho is, I wonder if it'd be better to get Taiwo on loan and buy a centre back. That would be the sensible approach.

Would be a massive signing for us, although i'm still worried about our lack of centre backs.

Us. I win.

Sky will be starting their Jim White hype videos soon and I, for one, am ecstatic.

There - wildcard has now been used. Pretty happy with it tbh.... Vorm, Mignolet Kompany, J Evans, Enrique, Santon, Senderos Bale ©, Sessegnon, Silva, Valencia, Ben Arfa Van Persie, Adebayor, Sturridge

New thread? Are we getting another 'Other Games' one too? Back on topic.....NUFC R MINT!!!

In all seriousness, we should make sure a friend or relative is keeping an eye on him.

Oh Neil, 1878 - this is tragic news. My condolences to all Everton supporters. 2 years and 4 months......for Darron Gibson

Anything below £1m and we've got to be in there. There's a good chance an Arsenal or a Spurs will be in there, but it's worth a try.

I wonder if a Spurs or Chelsea intend on bidding. They'll probably see it as a gamble worth taking, like us.

Balazs Dzsudzsak has left Anzhi to join Dynamo Moscow for 15m euros.

To be honest, if we can get some quality British youngsters like Clyne, Morrison and Rhodes I'd be pretty pleased. We were also linked with those kids at Sheff Utd and Brighton. Zaha is way too expensive, mind.

3 bonus points It's just a parody of itself now! I'm not sure which cheap striker to bring in: Yakubu, Long (but slightly injured), Helguson, Leon Best or even Simon Cox (might not start).

Shaqiri and Morrison.....oh my. Morrison is a little shit, but there's an exceptional talent in there. It's a risk I would take. And Shaqiri is surely destined for bigger things, but would absolutely love him here.

I'm more likely to put Obertan in Get Odemwingie instead.Have a feeling he's about to come into some form. I'd prefer to but can't afford him. Think he's an extra 1.5m

Freiburg still bottom of the league? Can't decide if that would help us or not. He's the one to get them out of trouble, but his fee can strengthen the squad.