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iirc, a few FMs ago it said he can play LB or CB. that true?

£7.5m is taking the piss Can't we just go back to doom and gloom? I'm scared here.

6th in the league, you have to strike while the iron is hot. This is our best chance to push on and really go for it.....I hope the board realises that.

Yeah, this club has trained us to never be happy for too long. Good signing, but I'm suspicious.

Definitely in favour of this. Without doubt.

Would there be much of a re-sale value in Cissokho? The fee isn't that cheap and I can't imagine someone taking him off us for £20m. That said, this whole situation is strange. Nobody has a clue here.

Fullbacks are certainly essential IMO, Simpson and Taylor are not very good. At least we have numbers there. If anything happens to Willicini, we have nothing at all (Perch doesn't count). So I mean yeah, a left back would be great and we need one this summer, but right now it has to be a centre back.

A new left back is a luxury, a centre back is essential.

If an English player left an English club to join another English club, I can see why the Dutch would know first

I agree he looks good, but he's only played 6 times for them so it's too early (I know the same argument can be made for Santon, but both teams are weak at full back). Jonas - on form - is a very valuable tool to have.

Is it an interactive version of his brochure? Or just a still photo of his face? Or a video of him playing with toy horses? He can't have an app of only caption competitions.....

Krul Santon Taylor Colo Richardson Ben Arfa Cabaye Tiote Jonas Ba Sessegnon (possibly an O'Shea-Taylor-Colo-Santon back 4)

Harry does it again and again, yet theres never even been a hint at the FA punishing him because he's the media darling and the next England coach. That's what I find disgusting. We know tapping up goes on in football, but he is so blatant about it.

It is disgusting how Samba will end up at Spurs. It'd be a wonderful signing, but Harry is despicable.

Definitely the first one

Uh-oh

Fucking amazing!!! That voice at the end sent me over the edge

Is Winter the one who still thinks Owen can do a job for England?

And he can't play next week. Seriously considering taking him out but we've been through a lot together

Jamie Redknapp saying "When that caption there said he's 30 I was shocked, I thought he was only 23 or 24" was a particular highlight today. Everyone else wishes he was 84 and long retired.

For the £3.5m they got him for, he'd be good. They'd probably want a lot more than that though

If it's Leverkusen, we can go in for Derdiyok

Too late Been in there since the Swansea match....

Just realised that my two keepers (Vorm, Mignolet) are against each other next week. That'll be a tough call.

He is the syrup man He fasts for ramadan But can he play? But can he play? He plays for Newcastle DEMBA DEMBA DEMBA BA, DEMBA BA, DEMBA BA DEMBA DEMBA DEMBA BA, DEMBA DEMBA BA. (I am the music man)