Ketsbaia

Douglas or Mbiwa, basically. HAS to be one of those and if it is, I'm fine with waiting until the summer (although a cheap backup would still be needed now).

Excited to see the Dembai clan demolishing all that lays before them

"Alan from Norwich says "I really like football" - thanks for that Alan. So do you agree or disagree with Alan's controversial statement? Send your texts in to The Football League Show and I'll read out the best ones at the end, probably whilst perching uncomfortably at the edge of this desk. Back to Manish."

I did about 20 transfers during my wildcard week I used Yakubu, Assou-Ekotto and Ruddy to raise 0.3m, before taking them back out for players I wanted!

Papiss Cisse added to the game at 7.0m.

Aye, but what was his body language like when he said it?

Joey definitely has a point here, it's ridiculous by the FA. They gonna send letters to Hansen, Redknapp etc now?

Papiss Cisse

Oh right, thats what they were saying yesterday but I guess things change. Still giving it a listen though.

Joorabchian will be on Keys & Gray's talkSPORT show today, should be interesting.

Elia is good, but we already have 3 players to go ahead of Obertan (Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Raylor) so he really isnt needed. Defender, defender, defender!

SenegLOL mwahahahaha Our dastardly plan went perfectly - welcome home to the Dembai.

love it - it's such an easy name to do chants with!

He might take them from 20th to the dizzy heights of 20th.

59 points before bonus (Captain Sessegnon should get 6, hopefully Valencia or Bale will get something) but gutted that Ben Arfa remained on the bench.

We should bring back the best chant from our promotion season: Wey ye knar, wey ye knar, wey ye knar, wey ya knar We're Newcastle and we're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league.

Many of their fans say our relegation was their favourite moment in football. Could you imagine ANY geordie saying that about theirs? Not in a million years.

It better be fake. Otherwise our kits are just getting worse and worse.

I have Ben Arfa as my first sub too, so I'm travelling to London right now to injure Antonio Valencia.

Look at the table and it's like our defeat never happened.

Yep. And we have the cup match before Blackburn, so hopefully this is just a blip. A pretty humiliating blip, but just pretend it was the 1-0 we thought it'd be

Luckily he got that goal, otherwise I could see Pardew using the score as reason to bench him again. But a goal and an assist look very good.

I'm confident today was just a one-off mind, especially once we get Cisse and Ba back. Today can't really be explained logically, but at least we have 11 days until the next league match. 20 minutes of madness cost us, but there were still positives in that match.

God deserves a kick in the nuts for allowing Shola to ever step near a football pitch. Anyone remember Old Yeller? Shola has rabies..... http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4562/oldshola.png

Fulham weren't even good, that's what baffles me. An absolutely ludicrous afternoon.