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Guess its hard to type sense while your tongue is glued to a window.

Could see if Man City fancy loaning us that Guidetti lad.

36 points in an awful week. Determined to get Rooney in there now, but which option to choose? OPTION 1: Van Persie, Rooney and Lita up front (so basically only have 2 strikers) OPTION 2: Replace Van Persie with Rooney --> Rooney, Aguero and Yakubu up front OPTION 3: Downgrade Silva to Yaya/Modric --> Van Persie, Rooney and Yakubu up front OPTION 4: No Rooney --> 2 strikers from Papiss Cisse, Sturridge, Bent, Yakubu, Fletcher and Welbeck I think I'd rather take Silva out than Van Persie, but that leaves no Man City attackers.

Oh man, these are in so much trouble. They've totally collapsed here.

Really? No

It'll be a mindfuck if he thinks we'll win.

Ah nice. So everything's fine now, yes?

They were all shocking, Santon included. He desperately needs to play RB though.

Wolves' team are full of mediocre to average players, plus a few OK ones. I think we'll comfortably win. Would like: Krul; Santon, Willo, Colo, Raylor; Ben Arfa, Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas; Ba, Cisse It'll be: Krul; Simpson, Willo, Colo, Santon; Raylor, Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas; Ba, Cisse (with Ben Arfa watching from the bench) 3-1

From what I remember there was a big cluster of our defenders in the centre, whilst Assou-Ekotto could've had a picnic in the space at the far post. When he's that far forward, the right back has to be responsible too.

He's not necessarily bad, but he's the one that needs upgrading this summer. For a team aiming to be in europe, he should be 4th choice at best.

Been the weak link for a long time, was at fault for the first two goals today and has no redeeming qualities - unless you count a couple of goallines clearances. Call it kneejerk if you want, but he has to be replaced ASAP. The damage he could do/is doing is unreal.

Meyler should concentrate on not being an abortion of a footballer.

Absolute disgrace of a player. And that isn't in jest, I'm absolutely livid that someone like that gets anywhere near Newcastle United. The basics of football are alien to him.

Bumrape is putting it far too nicely btw

He's done a lot right but to make the same tactical mistake again and again is embarassing. Just open your eyes, Alan!

They're all clueless. From the very first minute they were abysmal. There should be refunds for the away fans.

No way is he staying next season and this situation is ridiculous. He can do things that Obertan, Raylor and Perch could never even dream of. Blatantly gone and i doubt they'll even be bothered about a profit.

We actually look good on the attack, but the defence have once again been annihilated. Just bring on Ben Arfa and try and get 2 goals back.

Humiliating 'performance', we just cant defend. Can we just go home now?

What a waste of everyone's time. Fucking hell, i fear how many they'll score.

It was tongue in cheek, but i dont trust him at all.

Get rid. Sick of him.

As expected, I guess. Ben Arfa needs to come along and ruffle some feathers though. Our defeat won't be so bad, looking at other scores.

The jammiest team alive. Ridiculous stuff.