Ketsbaia

59 points before bonus (Captain Sessegnon should get 6, hopefully Valencia or Bale will get something) but gutted that Ben Arfa remained on the bench.

We should bring back the best chant from our promotion season: Wey ye knar, wey ye knar, wey ye knar, wey ya knar We're Newcastle and we're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league.

Many of their fans say our relegation was their favourite moment in football. Could you imagine ANY geordie saying that about theirs? Not in a million years.

It better be fake. Otherwise our kits are just getting worse and worse.

I have Ben Arfa as my first sub too, so I'm travelling to London right now to injure Antonio Valencia.

Look at the table and it's like our defeat never happened.

Yep. And we have the cup match before Blackburn, so hopefully this is just a blip. A pretty humiliating blip, but just pretend it was the 1-0 we thought it'd be

Luckily he got that goal, otherwise I could see Pardew using the score as reason to bench him again. But a goal and an assist look very good.

I'm confident today was just a one-off mind, especially once we get Cisse and Ba back. Today can't really be explained logically, but at least we have 11 days until the next league match. 20 minutes of madness cost us, but there were still positives in that match.

God deserves a kick in the nuts for allowing Shola to ever step near a football pitch. Anyone remember Old Yeller? Shola has rabies..... http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4562/oldshola.png

Fulham weren't even good, that's what baffles me. An absolutely ludicrous afternoon.

Hatem

I just don't understand what's happened here. We haven't been particularly awful, they haven't been particularly good.......but they score 4? Madness.

This is unbelievable. Fulham have not been good.

Captain Sessegnon .....i feel dirty

We've got a decision when Tiote comes back, because Guthrie has been magnificent recently. Another good 45 for him and a lovely goal.

Been very good until that foul, I really like him as a player.

Complete domination - very impressive. Santon was silly there, though.

Merson is so biased against us, it's ridiculous.

Cabaye!!!! Ben Arfa!!!! Lets demolish these lovely, polite twats.....

Gallagher, S Caldwell, Glass, Ferguson

The Independent thinks it is Mariappa from Watford. But obviously that wouldn't satisfy the 'very good' description. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/pardew-targets-2m-mariappa-6292526.html?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/231359/I-ll-buy-smart-roars-Martin-O-Neill-/?

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2012/01/20/gary-cahill-chelsea-high-line/ An article using statistics to show why AVB really wanted him.

But isn't the land still called St James' Park? It's in the address. Surely the media can't be prevented from calling it that, if it's technically right.