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Is this serious? He could be writing a book etc. The ABC of failed NUFC takeovers by George Caulkin Colours of Flags by George Caulkin

Torn between whether I want him to stay or go. Can't imagine him anywhere else but there's definite curiosity - like a real life fantasy football. Juventus with Ronaldo? In England with Man City? Players seem attracted to Inter Milan, for some reason. Big story.

Is this serious? He could be writing a book etc. Well of course he could be - point being, he's been quiet on Twitter for a long time. Just re-tweets and replies.

Hey. Chelsea. Stop it.

And is Caulkin on some round-the-world cruise or something? It's a bloody long holiday.

Chelsea might be overly optimistic in thinking they can offload all their lot - Bakayoko, Batshuayi, Tomori/Zouma, Emerson, Drinkwater etc.

When the going has to be gone, the gone gets to be going. Boyzone will cover that one day, ask Billy Ocean.

Maitland-Niles is ok but he's not what we need this summer, not with Super Jeff through the door.

We should go for Barkley

Watching PSG, Neymar and Qatar lose is delicious, like. Great way to end the season.

The Greek left-back we should've signed has went to Liverpool.

Surely NUFC are the #1 priority for RedBall, Pallotta or anyone looking to buy a club Richest league in the world. Remove the top six and we're the next most attractive option, plus we finally have an owner willing to sell. Surely :'(

Be so annoyed if Havertz ends up there. He's thinking too low of himself. I wonder who'll be kind enough to help Chelsea get rid of Jorginho, Emerson, Batshuayi etc.

Maybe it'll be like when they sold Maguire for £85m and there was already a better player ready to step in (Soyuncu). Although Chilwell is canny good. Leicester will be fine, anyway.

Always enjoy seeing Conte lose. And Sevilla's record is freakish.

It's rubbish. Does that mean only fans of the worst club can ever complain? Otherwise it can always be worse.

Anytime Zaha gets praised, I assume it's some weird in-joke tbh. Never got the hype with him.

Feel like we're in a competition with Brighton to gather all the world's centre backs.

There's been a similar rule with Man Utd tops in Manchester for years, if I recall.

A midfield full of 6/10s.

Absolutely criminal, the way this club is operating.

38 games to not watch or ever think about

Winter or Mauriss?

I heard he's taking Richard Masters as his date.

On here or on Twitter?