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If this goes through, wow. Genuinely didn't think we'd make such a good, yet sensible signing. I thought someone like Leicester would've been his next step.

And I wonder what him being free, yet having few options says. It's not like agent is demanding loads, otherwise we'd be well clear. Like Shearergol, if I cared more than the very minimum he'd be a decent signing.

Havertz, man. Wait for someone bigger than Chelsea. Decent fee too..... infuriating.

Kane doesn't ooze captaincy at all. I know they say 'lead by example' but he's such an odd choice.

Got a strong feeling that Fraser is a twat. I'm sure he's good when he feels like it though.

Yep.

Ideally I'd have Greenwood or Fernandes on the bench for the first week and just go 4-3-3. But can't decide who to leave out - guys like Vardy, Ings, Jimenez, Kane and Son have good games. Salah, Aubameyang, Werner and Mitrovic are locked in.

In theory, if we sign Wilson and Fraser I think it's just a Jetro Willems away from an ok summer. Apart from all our hopes and dreams crumbling, of course.

They'll not be able to get rid of Coutinho, so may as well try and accommodate him into their next iteration.

There are already re-dubbings of that clip, most of which are also brilliant

Reeks of Fulham 18-19. Although I suppose they have a good manager.

Bruce wants to buy more goals and most of our goals are by centre backs. Makes sense.

For only £4m as well. He had a release clause specifically for Chinese clubs.

Brighton's might not be far off Tottenham's, but ours are

I wish I cared about this, about Gayle, about missing out on Lazaro etc. But not even a flicker.

I think Froggy could've worded it a bit better, like saying Sancho could be a better signing for the club going forward If he HAS to go somewhere, I suppose I'd prefer Man City. But ideally he'd finish his career at Barcelona.

Scott Minto also leaving Sky Sports

Doherty has 3 years left on his contract, is one of their key players and yet they're willing to sell for just £20m? Very odd

After Gayle's injury, I think a Brewster loan is exactly what Ashley would approve.

Only because he's not yet managed to pick up the phone

I'm happy to play along with the 'Staveley is silent because its actually happening' conspiracy :lol: The few days after it collapsed took me to a dark place so little crumbs will do

Thing is, if Gayle's hurt, we probably will buy a striker now. But the fact that they'd have happily proceeded without one is ludicrous.

Is this serious? He could be writing a book etc. The ABC of failed NUFC takeovers by George Caulkin Colours of Flags by George Caulkin

Torn between whether I want him to stay or go. Can't imagine him anywhere else but there's definite curiosity - like a real life fantasy football. Juventus with Ronaldo? In England with Man City? Players seem attracted to Inter Milan, for some reason. Big story.