Ketsbaia

Pique, Chiellini........Hummels?

Probably thinks Vaughan and Colback would get into our midfield too.

I use this logic for Phil Jones and Sessegnon. Walters is a handy player to have, definitely.

If a striker scores past Aldershot but nobody watched, did it really happen?

Its finally happened The REVOLUTION has begun!!!

True - Ben Arfa would never get in the Ireland squad.

And lets bring back Fantasy Football League. It'd be much better than Soccer AM and they could fill 30 minutes per week with Balotelli.

15 point gap if we win and they lose at Old Trafford. But if they draw, its still a massive 14 points with the bonus of being 2nd for two weeks. Yet I still want Man United to demolish them.

Hernandez in for Rooney Sessegnon in for Ben Arfa (RTG-tastic) Got £2m to play with for next week, if Rooney's value hadn't dropped so much it would've been RvP in.

Of course, we could easily go down to 5th too

With our squad theres several players where an injury would be a big problem - Obertan isn't one of them. We only have 5 defenders, up front we'd have to play Lovenkrands, but midfield? Theres Marveaux, Guthrie, Gosling or even Ben Arfa. Good performance against Stoke but for me, Wigan is still fresh in the memory.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3910612/Burn-otelli-Mario-is-celebrity-guy.html

Strangulation Purple

I think the guests offer a nice sideshow to the action and they're often good interviews. Much more relaxing atmosphere - its a shame its on a Sunday.

Goals on Sunday

The bow tie completes it, for me

Not sure whether to take Nani or Rooney out this weekend.....they should win but I fancy bringing in Van Persie, Hernandez or Van der Vaart. Decisions, decisions.

That is lush, ZeRoE. Shame it didn't happen last time.

Wilkins' commentary of Man Utd vs Chelsea consisted of "Isn't it great to be here, Martin? Days like this make you love football. Football is great" and "Isn't it great to be alive, folks?" every 5 minutes.

Now we can see who lives on the island on Shearer's head. Great news.

So now we've passed 6 months unbeaten in the league.....great credit to Pardew. Like many I was furious to see him here, but I'm happy to say he's proved us wrong and has shown how tactically astute and media savvy he is. The team has completely bonded and he seems to be a great motivator. Long may this continue

Poor Neil. However, he'll soon get to see Tony Hibbert eating fried chicken....

Mag in a Care Home said he hopes Jackie Milburn doesn't steal Tiote's Calippo. Take that for what its worth.....