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I can only see Neymar being a success in Spain (as well as Brazil). The Premier League is a bad idea for him, especially while he's so young. And obviously Russia would be a ridiculous move.

Victor Wanyama (we were linked with him a while ago) looks set to join Celtic for £1m. Would've liked him here but haven't seen a great deal of him.

Not what Sunderland should be buying right now. They need a good striker, not a will-be-good striker. Having said that, as soon as he plays half-decent he'll be off.

Can they afford both of them? I know they want rid of Bojan and Jeffren but I assume they'll get a defender too.

The box says it lasts 120 minutes (which I thought wasn't long enough) and it was only 90 minutes. Very brief with some matches like Everton away and they didn't even show Best's disallowed goal vs Arsenal. It isn't rubbish because it'll get a fair few views from me....but it should've been a lot better.

Transfer request will happen eventually.

I'm sure he could find time to fit in a stint in Qatar/Saudi Arabia.

If theres any way we can get Rondon, we have to go for it. He's a very exciting talent and I'd love to have him here.

It sounds like we're trying to reunite the Toulouse 2009-10 team. At least they'll come here to lose

The Daily Tackle is class

Oh, great.

If he keeps on playing, his life will be hell. Something bad will happen to him and it's only a matter of time. It probably isn't worth persisting with football - certainly in the UK. You can't get much lower than paedophilia.

River fucking Plate, man The last few years have seen loads of big clubs get relegated, but this is massive.

Barton's photos Those glasses just make him look nerdy. I hate the way Sky rubbish stories that they've just made up.

Erdinc is an improvement on what we have (except Ba) but still think we can do better. If we've spent all this time looking for strikers, you'd like to think we have better options. Certainly wouldn't be gutted to miss out on him.

£13m + Smith and I think they'd be interested DO IT!!!!!

Well if Liverpool are getting Boudebouz, they wont need Zog will they? Especially with Downing/Adam coming in.

Wouldn't be against this, for a reasonable price. Guessing he'll replace Nolan and it shouldn't interfere with any winger/striker signings, so may as well go for it. If he's going to get back to how he used to be, this is where he'll do it.

Wearside's funny I love it when he turned heel

Khizanishivili "He's got a long name! He's got a long naaaaaaaaaaaame! Zurab Khizanishivili! He's got a long name!" Was it Billy Sharp he punched in the tits? Yep

Khizanishivili

Gibson What an awful, awful player he is. Moussa Sissoko would be beyond fantastic though, I don't know why he'd be signing for NUFC.......my Sissoko & Cabaye partnership on FM is like something sent from the heavens

Looks like Brummie needs to be on suicide watch And Gardner is a very 'meh' signing.....he's alright, but I wouldn't want him here and they should have spent that Henderson money MUCH better than they have. Mid-table obscurity for them again, although given their history they'd probably be happy with that.

So if nobody went in for Beye and he stayed, would he be a hero? And if teams wanted Enrique, leading to the club cashing in, would that make him a cunt? When it comes to ex-players now, we react like it's black and white when in reality it's 'shades of grey'. Beye was beloved here and he left because he was good enough to keep playing in the Premiership. We were a club in disarray. It's not like he's Michael Owen.

This is insanity. I'm sure we'll sort it out in the end though.