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I must say that if - and this is probably just fantasy land - we did sign Barnetta, then we've done very very well there.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/aug/02/european-transfers-round-up for those sick of Modric, Fabregas and Nasri, heres a nice little round-up of this summer's foreign transfers

Positive? Fuck off, man. We're grown ups, no need to make stuff up.

Have a word with him.

Barca + Alexis Sanchez - sends chills down the spine, doesn't it?

Thank you for cheering us up during this dark, troublesome time

oh they can fuck off. fuck right off. i'm sick of this, i wish i could say that was it for me. but we always come back for more pain just completely fed up of this football club, from top to bottom.

A.B.L. Anyone But Liverpool

Just noticed a few bargains to go with the usual suspects: Steven Taylor 4.5m (didn't play much but will be good at corners) Hatem Ben Arfa 5.5m (a genius that had a broken leg) Kieran Gibbs 5.5m (1st choice LB now Clichy is gone, they're an attacking team too) Roman Pavlyuchenko 7m (they've still not brought that striker in) Leon Best 5m (one of the cheapest strikers there and yet he'll get goals for us) EDIT: Team is now as follows: Given; Vidic, Huth, A Cole; Valencia, Ramsey, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Downing; Van Persie, Pavlyuchenko (BENCH: Westwood, S Taylor, Jagielka, Graham)

GTFI

Premiership Winners: Man United Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd: Man City 4th: Arsenal Europa: Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Blackburn, QPR, Norwich Over Achievers: Nobody, but possibly Swansea by virtue of just staying up Under Performers: Bolton Top Goal Scorer: Van Persie Break Out Year: Haris Vuckic, Kieran Gibbs, Aaron Ramsey Season to Forget: Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam, Connor Wickham PFA Player of the Year: Its a joke award PFA Young Player of the Year: Another joke award FWA Player of the Year: A third joke award Where will NUFC finish?: 11th Domestic Championship Promotion: Leicester, Nottm Forest Play Off Winners: West Ham Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Coventry, Peterborough First Division Promotion: Huddersfield, Sheff Utd, Chesterfield First Division Relegation: Tranmere, Bury, Walsall, Yeovil FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Chelsea World La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga: Bayern Munich Champions League: Real Madrid Europa League: Roma World Player of the Year: Xavi (Messi will be better, but this will be more of a 'lifetime achievement' award) Other First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': It can only really be two, so I'll go with Kean NUFC's top scorer: Ba Will Wayne Rooney's Hair fall out before the end of the Season: No, apart from natural hair loss What's the next crazy thing Mario Balotelli will do: Sodomise a goat, have a rant on gingers, UFO sighting, arrested for his role in a drive-by jizzing. Will an away team win a penalty at Old Trafford this season: Yes

I know we're all super negative about the club, but I'd say theres a good chance we're after Barnetta, especially now.

Best: Mike Ashley finally leaves, we sign Barnetta M'Bengue and Sturridge, finish 9th, semi finals of a cup Worst: The same old crap

Simpson was a good loan. Not as good as Khizanishvili though....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8675305/Newcastle-United-release-Joey-Barton-after-midfielder-launches-Twitter-trade-against-club.html May as well get him sold now, while we're already angry.

its too hot

Robbie Savage has asked him to be on his 5Live show tonight. This whole situation is a powderkeg waiting to explode.

every cloud and all that.....

Oh Joey, shut the hell up now. Just stop it.

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Somewhere in those high echelons of NUFC, they have decided, I am persona non grata. Here it is, finally.

Maybe Everton have concocted this plan in revenge for Gosling. And Barton's now in the their price range. Seriously though, I think it'll be Everton.

The whole club is toxic at the minute and, if anything, it looks like things are going to get worse. I'm petrified about what is round the corner.

Routledge bringing in a bigger fee than Barton - awesome.

We need to get this done pretty damn soon.

I really hope Mike Ashley needs a drink tonight and heads to the Bigg Market. I really do.