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Players can be such knobheads. Owners can be such knobheads. What a pathetic mess they've got us into. This was an easy summer to improve the team and they've fucked it up. Sir Bobby wouldn't have stood for this

ahhh y'know what? fuck the lot of them. another nonsensical decision, its all falling apart for no good reason at all. one day that bastard owner will leave and i'll be dancing on the streets. this is an absolute pisstake now, its like theyre fucking it up on purpose.

Better players but less of a team, perhaps. Can see us standing still this season, which isn't necessarily terrible.

Wasn't it a choice of Barton or Barnetta last month? If Barton is off, hopefully we can revive that deal. It would be a stupid sale though and would piss me off.

I wont be commenting on situation at Newcastle again, as I feel it helps nobody and serves no purpose. Hope u all understand I will be making an announcement regarding my future, on here at 4pm today........ that contradiction took all of 50 minutes.

He was arguing with some guy yesterday (who I completely agreed with) when the guy said he should check messageboards to see how we're starting to tire of him. Maybe he did. Damage has been done though.

Swansea have a positive aura about them, which might keep them up. Norwich are dead certs to go down, surely.

FYP

Bit of a sucky deal for Real considering he'll be playing for Chelski in the next 31 days. I've already pledged £100 to the SBR Foundation if Modric does go to the Chavs (or any other team for that matter) in this window. You're quite welcome to pledge the same if he doesn't. Jol, by any chance do you have a twitter.....

You say Cabaye, I say Marveaux

Pat Nevin thinks it too. Its laughable that we're even being mentioned by some lunatics.

this literally means nothing. more concerned about whether the sunday lunch will get burnt....

Maybe, maybe not. That doesn't affect now though.

Vuckic looks VERY promising. Maybe we should fast-track him because he's been a high point of this turbulent pre-season.

He's currently on his 2nd lap of Elland Road. Still pointing at him furiously though "It was me, look at me, it was me. my goal - mine mine mine"

Wales are shit. They haven't a point in qualifying and I think they've scored 1 goal, whereas the Faroes have four points and were pretty close to having another 3. They've got nobody but themselves to blame for ending up in the bottom pot. Teams would 'fear' Wales more than the Faroes. For a start, they have the World's Greatest Football Ever Gareth Bale ©

I don't see anyone else matching his wages. And Liverpool aren't in any sort of European football.

£1.5m isn't enough, like. Should have topped £2m and it's a shame the lad is so allergic to Premiership football, because theres talent there.

Some of those seedings are a bit of a joke, like. Norway and Wales especially. Also seeing Montenegro in a higher pot than Switzerland is odd.

Blackburn, Wigan, QPR and Norwich. Seriously can't see any of them staying up, even if one has to.

Hero. An actual hero.

Well it said in the Sunday Sun that Sturridge is on our list but we don't want to wait until mid-late August to get our striker. So we still have that option after the Beckfords and Crouchs go away. Our back-up plan is the best one!

FFT's Season Preview for us started like this: "Who would have thought the Toon Army would ever be satisfied with merely preserving their Premier League status?" Before rolling off a few stereotypes and predicting we'll finish 13th. Pat Nevin says we'll get relegated! What a load of absolute bollocks.

Good call, actually. Can easily see that.

Pastore at PSG would be tasty. In fact the whole team looks delicious.