Ketsbaia

I didn't even watch us in a cup quarter final because I just feel no connection with this lot. It's purely just the name, the stadium and the stripes.

Steve's Breakfast Club

The more they talk, the less I believe.

Dodgeball

Home Alone with the Pigeon Lady

Brutal timing Set to be our Pochettino though :'( :'(

Great British Bacon Off

Ahhh nice one, HTT. Take as long as you want with your posts

Scholes' goal gets bonus for the crossbar-ground-roof of net combo

This result was needed, otherwise the pundits would be even further inside him. I don't think I can take any more of that.

Hopefully the next three games will finish him off ....is what would be said at a non-Ashley club

Happy shared Birthday! Cheers, same to you

Watching us fluke a draw at home to 10-man Fulham was a real birthday treat. Thank you, Steve.

Very dodgy club, whether it's buying players or getting bored with managers.

Oh maaaaan

Both brilliant players, both great to watch.

Going to be a fun birthday, watching Bruceball lose at home to fucking Fulham

Perhaps we're so legally confident, that it doesn't require Saudi Arabia bending over to Qatar. They can still block BeIN and be allowed to buy the club.

Dunno what this means for the deal https://twitter.com/tariqpanja/status/1339532880364630019

Some quality 1-1s being missed out on, there.

Notts County 96-97 - took over in January! True. I meant finally relegated from the Premier League, when everyone knows who he is. With this inflated Big Sam ego and firefighter reputation.

Be good if Big Sam finally got relegated though. Happy to watch that unfold.