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Honestly, what was the point?

The question isn't if they'd join us, it's whether better teams will join the bidding. And you have to think they will, Arsenal and Liverpool for a start....

Yeh I'd like him too. He thinks he can do better, but those teams don't. And when they don't bid for him, thats when we swoop!

Fucking Arsenal. They're pathetic. So that's a bottom half finish for us, which is exceeding expectations but we should always aim higher. Would've been nice.

Just seen the live league table - if West Ham win that match at Wigan its going to be an amazing final day of the season.

Nice one Wolves. Don't particularly like them but they're the best of a bad bunch down there. Would much prefer Wham, Wigan, Blackburn or Blackpool to go.

Agreed. Don't want the Welsh to go up, Forest are horrible and Reading mean nothing to me. I wish Leeds snuck in there - now thats a club!

Tips for the Play-Offs? Swansea have been impressive and are in form Cardiff are in awful form but have Bellamy Reading have came from nowhere to storm the top 6. Momentum got Blackpool promoted. Forest are a good, if frustrating, team and also are in form. For some reason I think it might be Swansea. Can imagine them in the PL next season.

Clem asked Taarabt if he felt he was at the right club for him and he was all "I don't know blah blah blah". Howay man, you're on the pitch, celebrating winning the Championship. Just play along and say yes.

Last minute decision to bring in Yaya Toure (and make him captain) definitely worked. Bringing in Ba definitely didn't.

We know how vital he is to the team and if we end up struggling next season, every point counts. Lets not do anything silly and end up regretting it. It mightn't be 100% fair to the travelling fans, but its the smart thing to do.

Is Gomes the biggest idiot in football? Theres a few contenders but he's proven himself to be such a dipshit. And that Adam tackle was horrific. Even though its nice that Spurs' time is already over, i'm gutted Liverpool won't miss out on Europe.

We've all dreamed that dream But yeh, we're getting stuffed next week with or without Tiote. It's pointless risking him. Have a lovely summer Cheik

So glad the Premier League has another character. We've gained Luiz and Balotelli this year

Well......technically we could beat them. In the same way that Alan Smith technically could score a goal one day. But we know neither will. 0-3

"Do yer buttons up you faaaaag. You look loike a roight twat"

No we won't. We just won't.

10 more points and I'd be breathing a little easier.

I've been strongly against him from the start and I'm still not convinced, but in fairness he's consistently saying the right things. Its brilliant - I'm almost starting to believe them. Of course its one thing to say things and another to do them - but it seems like he's actually on the ball! We've held steady in the league and getting decent results. I'm getting cautiously optimistic about the summer, although that'll only make the pain hurt more. Credit where it's due, Pardew Credit where it's Par-due!

Its starting to get out of hand. One of his very few flaws, but its a massive one......some of the 14 were harsh, but he's missing so many games for us now. He's a great player, but these bookings will scare big teams away this summer. Thankfully!

Just seen the highlights of that Chelsea match again. Jeeeesus, man

It looks like something Charlie Harper would wear.

man, i hope we get some more injuries.......would love to beat sunderland. [/mackem way of thinking]

Regretting the ice cream he said he'd have after the Schalke game. The chancer!

Awww man. I don't think I can wait much longer for him