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Krul has an international cap for a better team. Suck on that Stevie!

This summer's Perch? Maybe it's Douglas' transfer shock....

Neil Taylor.....honestly, who is this guy? I've never heard of him

Just love the way Torres and Kaka are world-class and Xavi is the tag along. Looks hilarious now.

Yeh he said his priority was in England and after how things ended at Liverpool, Villa is probably the level he's going for. Can definitely see it happening.

yeah because that's what spurs need - a bigger squad!

A bit off topic and its in Chat, but has everyone read the story about him? Cowell's management tried to 'skater boy' him but it wasnt working, so they gayed him up. Fair play to the stylists, they're definitely earning their money.

I've asked him if its good news or bad, just hoping to pick up a general vibe.

The wording isn't necessarily negative, but if it was positive news I think he would have worded it differently. By the way, if Mark Douglas was 'sitting on' the Cabaye deal since last Thursday, why didn't he mention in until the Sunday? Its not like he's just the Sunday Sun, could've mentioned it in the Journal. I reckon we'll get Gervinho, like. Then the domino effect will happen: Gameiro rejects us > we sign Gervinho > we buy our next choice striker > Enrique stays.

I'm adamant I saw Tino Asprilla last night outside Floritas/Koos. My memory was hazy, but I remember being annoyed that when I FINALLY saw a footballer, I was too drunk to do anything apart from mumbling "You know what? That's Tino Asprilla" to a mate. In fact yes, it was definitely him.

Malaga Very impressive

Anticipating a legendary thread here. Now for some ideas.....

The quote obviously insults us, but theres also the first part about rather playing less often in a good team. It's multi-layered twatterism.

Is it sad that I'd rather we sign N'Zog than Gervinho just so they don't get him? Although tbf, I'd want to sign him anyway.

Umbro have done it again. Marvellous work.

Gameiro was the best signing I ever made on FM. Tbh. Got a Lille game on the go and I bought him. Cabaye, Gervinho and Gameiro playing together is a joy (Hazard and Rami too). Therefore, using flawless logic, he'd be a mint signing for us.

comparing Gameiro to Owen is daft the only similarity is that we aren't first choice for either of them. but that doesn't mean they'll have the same attitude upon arrival - thats a personal thing. Owen chose to do nothing because he has no guts, but whilst he could afford to be lazy due to his reputation, Gameiro doesn't have one yet. if Gameiro is lazy he has to go back and start again. Owen took a clear step down to join us, whereas we are still a step up from lorient. OK, we're not his beloved valencia, but we're in that direction. and thats why he will give his all at this club. taking his time isn't a bad thing, we're just seeing it as that because we're nervous. ultimately, Gameiro sees us as a stepping stone, whereas Owen saw us as a retirement home.

Signing Cattermole and Henderson would be a spectacular capitulation.

They're being quite complimentary, I'm sitting here in shock. Perhaps they're not all knobheads.....what an epiphany!

next season Ligue Un will have Nancy Nice Brest, which sounds like a politically correct nickname

I'm gonna superinjunction yo' ass!

He's seen the official third hat that accompanies it!

When did you change it to New Zealand? It was Falkland Islands last time.... I'm not on Chester-le-Street's 'Notable People' anymore either changed it in the hope you'd be stalked if there was ever an injury crisis for NZ and you might get a phone call. Don't think Falkland Islands have a team. You're some sort of crazy genius. Love it.

Or it could lead to Spurs having a sane number of midfielders again. At the moment its Lennon, Bale, Huddlestone, Sandro, Modric, Van der Vaart, Palacios, Jenas, Bentley, Kranjcar, Dos Santos, Pienaar, O' Hara and Rose

Shouldn't be, but it looks like he is.