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He's like a comedy character: he means well but the bumbling fool keeps causing trouble.

Relegation looms.

"The cheeky little scamp, don't go in two footed again. Now come here and give me a hug." Great player, I'll miss the obscene amount of goals he scored past us.

The best thing about the Gameiro bid is that we have the money right now. Valencia are in debt, so would have to sell Mata. Villarreal are fine up front, so Rossi would have to go first. Atletico would sell Aguero/Forlan. While those sales will probably happen, they're not happening soon - it'll be July/August. The only other Spanish options are Sevilla and Malaga. But we don't want to wait, Lorient don't want to wait and Gameiro will get nervous. Our stock is high in France and we've just signed Cabaye....I think it's pretty likely Gameiro will join him. He may prefer Spain, but this early in the window that won't be happening. The French Connection is here....

Evian is naive backwards. Now you know.

CheikTiote24 Cheik Tiote @FCTwenteOnline i might pop in at some point hows everyone there doesn't sound like tiote.

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They think Gameiro is realistic for them. If he's unsure about us, then Sunderland won't even be a blip on the radar.

ask him how to spell birmingham, that'll solve it.

You know what? This may be an overreaction to the Cabaye/Gervinho/Gameiro situation, but I think we might get Enrique to sign. Once optimism gives way to realism that may look foolish, but I really think we can do it.

Prediction: Gervinho, no. N'Zogbia, yes. Gameiro, yes.

proper smug with this. he seems very composed and a good passer - the perfect compliment to tiote. i just have a really good feeling about this bloke. signing HBA has obviously had an influence in france, HBA & cabaye will have an ever bigger one. and once gervinho/gameiro arrive....bloody hell. what is going on at this club? but i'm still a little nervous that we'll be gazumped.

Champions League runners-up to relegation in 7 years. Thats very special.

Well it definitely wasn't Gervinho at that shop. His dreads remain.

Might give this a watch.

Don't want to mention FM again, but......

Not even for free?

Tim Vickery and Sid Lowe are top class. I just love their stuff. Quite like Honigstein too.

Cabaye, Gervinho and/or Gameiro? This is INSANE. what the hell is going on here?!?!?! if we could get ba and a centre back (unlikely) on top of that, this is too good to be true. forget 'the 3 amigos', we're creating 'the french connection'.

@Joey7Barton uh-oh. why did you just do that? from me

Idiot

Seems to be a good player, but I doubt he's the answer to their scoring problems. It'd be a very risky signing for Spurs, although Vickery knows what he's talking about.

Sensibly, we'll just get one of Gervinho/N'Zogbia. And honestly I'd rather have Zoggy.

What a guy. This twitter account will eventually be trouble, but until then it's an enjoyable read. don't think £4m is that good a price tbh, despite Cabaye being an absolute steal.