Ketsbaia

Ohhh finally. This one is lush, I want!

When did you change it to New Zealand? It was Falkland Islands last time.... I'm not on Chester-le-Street's 'Notable People' anymore either

If Gervinho doesn't happen, thats fine because Zoggy is the alternative. I'm just worried as to who Gameiro's alternative is. Erding has been linked with Galatasaray too.

To turn down £13m for somebody as shit as Henderson is madness. I think they believe someone will be even madder, which may justify that.

Had him with Leverkusen on FM10 and it was magical, but when his loan ended I replaced him with Ozil......it's not the most realistic of games.

Too fast paced anyway, but we could've just missed the noises out

Decent

We really need to sort this out so we can apply the Um Bongo jingle to his name.

He's smug and dislikeable, but when he constantly has shots at Rooney, Owen etc I can't help but like him. The lesser of two evils.

Wes Brown is one of those players that I keep forgetting exists. Used to be very good though.

@themichaelowen you're a vile, scummy, cretinous creature. you actually think you matter in football?!?! everybody's laughing at you. prick. ....i think i've flipped. but yeh, i really hate that despicable shithead.

Looking at his bench on Saturday, maybe he already has.

How is he better? N'Zogbia carried Wigan for parts of last season and banged in 9 league goals and 8 assists in the process. Enrique was decent but he wasn't outstanding, in fact I thought Tiote, Coloccini, Barton, Nolan and even Carroll done more over the season for us than he did. It's easier to carry a team when you're a winger, but even though Enrique wasn't perfect he's still one of the best left backs in the league. I can imagine him at a top, top club whereas I don't think N'Zogbia will quite get there.

I reckon £7m for Enrique, £8m for N'Zogbia.....even though Enrique is better.

Berba can say what he wants, he isn't wanted. Especially as Super Mickey signed a deal and Welbeck/Diouf are coming back. Undecided whether I'd want him, but I suppose he is pretty good. We'd certainly have a good chance....it'd probably be us, Spurs or Italy.

Yeah I wonder what that'd feel like.

Oh Zoggy is frothing at the gash. He wants us BAAAAAAAD.

Doesn't he have a family? From a human perspective, you can't just pack up and leave in a week.

Despite his obvious ability, his size is worrying. Can't see it working out if he does come over here.

Signs are indicating he's coming, but I guess it depends on Gameiro. One of these is going to sign for us, man

Brilliant

I look forward to seeing TheBig_Sam refer to dildos every day for two years. Like he doesn't already....

Title is still wrong. Keep thinking something has happened, when it hasn't.

But when you're at academy age you mightn't have another choice, especially locally. Barton will do.