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To be honest I think they'll beat us, but maybe just 1-0 or 2-0. As long as it isn't a 5-1, nothing will top what we did at Halloween.

Shot themselves in the foot - excellent!

Krul/Forster ______ _______ Coloccini Enrique Barton _______ Tiote Ben Arfa _______ Carroll

Uh-oh. Brace yourself......

That smilie is incredible

Just get rid of Best, Xisco and Smith for now. The first two can be replaced with the striker we already need and Smith can be replaced by Gosling and Ben Arfa. Then in the summer Harper and Perch can join them. Shola will never leave.

I'd say that is quite positive

That is absolutely mental. I'm hoping and praying its some sick joke.

Revenge. Welcome to St James', Nigel......

Yeah it'd be nice if a couple of them join. As long as they speak eloquently and aren't total fuckwits, I'd like to think we'd all be mature enough to just talk about football normally.

This crop of Belgians is extremely exciting, but you just know they'll still mess it up. They could take on the world if they wanted to.

Jose, TheBig_Sam and the fake Cameron Jerome accounts have been a great read lately. Top notch!

Team of the Year: Barcelona are the greatest team of all time Player of the Year: Messi (Xavi 2nd) Young Player of the Year: Gerard Pique Goalkeeper of the Year: Julio Cesar Defender of the Year: Gerard Pique (Lucio a close 2nd) Midfielder of the Year: Xavi Forward of the Year: Messi Most Improved Player of the Year: Without bias, Andy Carroll Year to Forget: Fernando Torres and the Liverpool squad Player to look out for in 2011: Romelu Lukaku, Jano Ananidze, Alexis Sanchez, Lacina Traore Manager of the Year: Jose "God" Mourinho Best League: Primera Liga Worst League: Mongolian 2nd Division. Awful, awful stuff.... Most Improved League: Bundesliga, although actually its been fantastic for a while Favourite Football Moment of the Year: Newcastle 5-1 Sunderland Biggest Football Disappointment of the Year: Assassination of Chris Hughton (Ben Arfa's injury 2nd) Most Shocking Moment of the Year So many to choose from... 3rd - Luis Suarez handball vs Ghana 2nd - World Cup going to Russia/Qatar 1st - Lampard's 'goal' vs Germany What a year!!!

Dennis Wise is a little scrotum. Minimum £35m for Carroll, which thankfully wont happen for a while.

De Jong must be terminated! De Jong must be destroyed! Thats all I'm thinking about really. But I know we'll win.

Football Ramble and World Football. Occasionally The Guardian.

3 wins and we're there. naturally we'll pick up a few draws.

He's been shit till recently. So no thank you. I'd rather try to sign Seb Larsson and sing Ben Arfa on a permanent basis. Nobody is stopping you singing......sing to your hearts content, my friend.

Strange that theres not been a drop of snow up here, yet everywhere else is blizzarding. Gutted though, because at this moment in time, it was a very winnable game.

Pato, Ibra, Robinho, Cassano and Inzaghi - that completely takes the piss!

Why doesn't he get 7 days after the exact minute of Nolan's goal? This story has more to offer, I feel.

we should just use one of our PL loan allocations on a back-up LB

Another good article from Zonal Marking entitled 'Why don't more sides score goals like this?' http://www.zonalmarking.net/2010/12/15/offside-goal/ And it brings up a good point....these goals are fairly easy to pull off.

After discovering that a 2nd wildcard can be used in January-February time, I've decided to use my wildcard week. OUT: Gomes, Samba, Toure, Brunt IN: Mignolet, Huth, Onuoha, Nasri Now Robinson is GK, with Mignolet as back-up. Robinson Onuoha----Jagielka------Dann-----A Cole Nani------Nasri-----Bale Chamakh----Tevez----Carroll © BENCH: Mignolet, Huth, Etherington, C Adam Not bad at all