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Can use one of the designs from the Puma thread, with different logos of course.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=505729

Tweet from Darren Bent: RTG does make me laugh, Bent vs Phillips come on now man I been here one season KP all time legend. Let me do me So he reads them...... Wonder if any of our players look around here?

you genius

Fingers and toes crossed for Gosling. I think he'd be a great signing.

Its nice to see optimism around here, but I still think we'll be kicking around the bottom 4. if we sufficiently strengthen then maybe higher but at the moment I think the likes of Wolves, Wigan and Birmingham are still better than us.

I'd like the winner of Spain/Germany to win the final......hopefully Spain. The Germans are playing like Holland usually do and the Dutch are playing like Germany. Add in their rivalry and it'd be a very interesting final.

Same. A third option would appeal to me.

I'd be so jealous of whoever got Sessegnon. Hasn't he been previously linked with Sunderland?

Hadn't even noticed Sneijder until the Brazil match tbh. Can't believe he's scored so many. Even if van Persie didn't touch the ball, I think he's still interfering with play. Easy win now though.

That was a goal. Decent.

More from TheBig_Sam: My neighbour's teenage daughter asked me earlier if I was Team Edward or Team Jacob. "Team Away For A Wank," I replied. Silly cow. Fuck sake. Another text from Kerry Katona. "I miss your kindness and your filthy fingers, Big Sam. Can you lend me a score?". We had a nasty fling last year. She turned up pissed at my house at Xmas, waving a turkey baster & shouting "marinade me fanny, Big Sam!". When I eat a Walnup Whip I never eat the actual Walnut. I just put them into a bin liner. Been doing this for years now. Never knew what to do with this massive bag of nuts. Until the wife spoke out of turn last night and got a Walnut-based thrashing. No joke. I just ate a pot of jam with my fingers. My fingers are all sticky but I don't mind cos I really love jam. I've had an erection since 11.14am. I've had six wanks and three cold showers and I can't get rid of the fucker. I even tried running into the wall full pelt, but it bounced back up like a fucking Weeble. Could have sworn the bastard was smirking at me. Quality

What if they'd drawn a match earlier on? He couldn't possibly predict that. Hope he's right this time though!

Cleverley would be good, although I'd prefer Wilshere if its one or the other. Nice to see we're finally getting somewhere though.

Most shown teams (as of November 28th): 10 Man United, Liverpool 9 Arsenal, Chelsea 8 Newcastle, Man City 7 Aston Villa 6 Everton, Tottenham 5 Stoke, West Ham, Sunderland 4 Bolton 3 Blackpool, West Brom 2 Birmingham, Blackburn, Fulham, Wigan, Wolves

Monday night = pummeling. Just once I'd like a normal Saturday 3pm kick off to start the season. Going to Ireland from the Monday - Wednesday specifically so it wouldn't clash with this match Might start a tally of which team is on telly the most Think these might be the ESPN fixtures http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=806318&sec=england&cc=5739

Danny Rose has been linked with ourselves and Blackpool on loan (The Sun)

Absolutely beautiful, its as if the Minister wrote this. So it suggests we've gone in for the expensive goalie they only signed recently, and they might sell him after only 8 days and replace him with Eduardo (who had a good World Cup)?

Is it definitely £1m??? He's a back-up Championship player in the last year of his contract, so that price is a bit mad.

oh you've got to be kidding. james perch? words fail me.....

Whoa hang on......there are other sports?

David O' Leary is taking a job in the Middle East Yaya Toure is on £220,000 a week

Criminally cheap. My head is actually in my hands.

Sweepstake in the studio on what nationality Marcel Desailly will pretend to be if Ghana go out. I've got Spain. Some of the older big Sam ones. I'm addicted to this. My mate Fusty Steve says I don't have the guts to shove a Cornetto up my arse. We'll see about that. Have some of that, Steve. Whether it's mind games, technological prowess or inserting ice creams into my anus - Big Sam can't be beat. The missus loves my big, thick sausage fingers. Loves it when I use 'em in bed. "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads. "Give us the digitry." Trying to come up with a nickname for the wife's genitalia. My preferred suggestions so far are "cookie", "elderflower" and "cock-socket". Dressed like a judge for my walk today. Shouted "overruled!" to any ugly lass I saw and "how do you plead??" to all the foreigners Came in to the house to find the wife taking a piss in a child's potty. I pretended I was okay with it, but I'm not sure I am. Thats just amazing. Fucking hell

Nobody. Honestly.....I've had enough.