Doctor Zaius

Posts on here doesnt he? Think the first game of the season is the worst time to have a protest like. Anticipation is strong, football has been away for a while and at least for now, we're not totally shit. I swore I had no interest in watching but even I went out of my way to watch on Sunday. I suspect many others are the same. Like Yorkie says, only defeats will turn the match going crowd. Many refuse to see the bigger picture. If it was February and we were 6 points adrift at the bottom or on a winless run, there would be more appetite for it. Simply, I dont think we are shit enough yet. It will come though. Without doubt.

Was Sessegnon any good last season?

Wouldnt even have qualified for it if it was now. Look at their run for the cup final as well: 'Boro (championship) Southend (league 1) Brighton (championship) Sunderland (second bottom of the PL) Sheff United (league 1) Outright favorites for every game no doubt. Then 2-0 up in the final after 10 minutes and still lost it. See how he goes all you want but dont dress up his fucking failures as successes. must think we're all stupid.

He's really a stupid cunt like. FA cup LOSS with Hull where they played nobody above them to get there and a EL qualifying round loss to Lokeren is not success in anyones book. Most of the journalists this summer have talked utter utter shite. Luke Edwards saying we've had a good window despite being weaker than we were before. Pete Graves and Downie just tow the sky line. Barely an original thought amongst the lot of them. More insight, truth and sense is written on this forum almost every day than these clowns and thayts saying something.

The ridiculous attempts to demonise decent people like Shola, Lascelles and now Ritchie for making what most normal people would deem to be innocuous statements does nothing to help the anti Ashley cause. They're not innocuous though. Its clear they've been briefed by the club to say this (Lascelles) or are doing it to improve their position (Shola got a job out of it, Ritchie hoping for a new contract). They're not original thoughts or opinions. Its shite spouted to appease the powers that be and they're rightly hammered. The fact is everyone at the club knows the situation, Perez and Rafa have said so after leaving. The club has 0 ambition. If they dont want to criticise their boss fair enough, but you dont have to come out and talk a load of shit about honesty, mega money and saying you have no understanding of the discontent, its fucking laughing in the face of fans. We'll see how these shower of useless cunts get on this season. When we're in the bottom three due to the actions of Mike Ashley will any of them leap to his defence then?

Commited in what way? Because he runs around a lot? In our first season back up he was woeful for large periods of the season. He was decent in the championship tbf, but he's a championship player. Rafa has a knack for getting the best out of disciplined but limited players. Under Bruce he'll be woeful.

Fwiw I think he'll be completely found out this season. He looked okay filling in at wing back under a well drilled, solid Rafa team that spend a lot of time working on defensive shape. He wont look anywhere near as competent at right back under Bruce, thats for sure. He's not good enough to be a winger either, total inability to beat his man, questionable delivery and a total lack of pace renders him ineffective. Shouts at his team mates and kicks things when hes substituted so is assumed to be a leader in the dressing room, so he gets away with it a bit. In terms of actual footballing ability and effectiveness on the pitch he's championship level at best and itll become absolutely clear this season.

Ring up and say its too expensive/you've lost your job/there's better options wa wa wa and say you're gonna cancel. They'll try and convince you but then just offer you a better one anyway. The guys in the cancellation department are judged on how many people they stop cancelling, so theyll always offer you something. The best way though is to go through and cancel, then they'll ring you up later and offer you something even cheaper to come back. Seen people paying £30 for what others pay £90. Thats how it worked when I was there years ago, bet its not changed much though.

That Steve Bruce appreciation thread is hard going like. Mad to think his stock has fallen lower and hes achieved fuck all in the 6 years after that. That 10th place finish was as good as it ever got for him. Looking back Bent carried that team. 25 goals the previous season and 10 before being sold in January, after which they lost 8 out of 9. Mental that he's out manager like, he's an out and out failure.

Whats the Dybala hype all about? 5 league goals last season for Juventus is hardly inspiring.

I'd happily attend if he ran the club properly. Id have no problems with him being owner if he actually went for it. Never going to happen. This summer has been the final nail in the coffin. He was presented with an opportunity to turn it all around but hes fucked it once again.

Yep - he took Hull to a final (basically beat no one on route) “We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out” Obviously doesnt realise we beat Man City last season. Stupid cabbage head cunt.

Cuckold FC at it again

Fuckin unreal man. Its actually been a while since we've been a total, total shambles but the circus is well and truly back in town. :lol:

That squad absolutely reeks of the Championship. How many are far too good to be playing in the second tier? Schaer, Dubravka and Lascelles you'd say? Maybe Shelvey and Longstaff. Unlikely the rest would be touched by PL clubs if we went down aside from Hayden.

He's never even managed Norwich man you fucking idiot

I'd actually prefer Pardew to come back. I dont want someone like Sanches Flores or Puel who might actually do a good job. The worst thing that could happen is they get someone competent, land on their feet and the club is vindicated in their decision. It'll be even more grim if the decision to get rid of Benitez, refuse to spend any money etc. actually ends up being a success (in the short term). Bring in someone shit, even worse and the whole thing comes crashing down and the fat cunt looks even more stupid.

He wont be popular with matchgoers at all like.

I like even the biggest mongos inside SJP know fine well that this is a horrific appointment like. Give or take a few heedthebaals anyway

Anyone else morbidly excited for this season? I genuinely hope we finish on 0 points like. It'll be a laugh.

Hope its some useless cunts and nufc get battered every week. That'll fettle those who 'support the team not the regime'

absolute retards like

trash football club. im done.

NUFC 50/1 to finish bottom. Like the look of that mind.

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