Doctor Zaius

How much fucking better does our stadium look like without all that horrific SD advertising. Particularly the Newcastle sign above the East Stand.

Strange one. No doubt he'll have plenty of big money offers in the retirement leagues.

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work providing ill be up for this like

fwiw West Ham are consistently arseholes like. Felt pretty intimidated both outside of SJP and down in London previously by these cockney tosspots.

A bit of bother between Newcastle and West Ham fans according to twitter. West Ham lot coming into the NUFC end apparently. Wankers.

We are diabolical like.

Aye, QUEST Do you get that on Virgin? Channel 172.

So many mongs on twitter like. Ive seen loads of folk defending Pardew and even worse Ashley like. Fucking idiots man.

Incognito is always a good shout for a killer pun like. Especially considering the majority of terrible ones in other threads.

What was the deal with Bojan then? Obviously tipped for the top when a youngster, just a case of a purple patch early on and unfulfilled potential or more too it?

Annoys me when you occasionally hear a native slag it off, dont realise how spoiled they are, more so in comparison to large parts of the UK. Just moved back to the NE and as a result spending more time in Newcastle, love the place.

Definitely recognise Liam like. So Tragic. It gets worse the more I think about it. Trip of a lifetime to New Zealand too man.

Terrible RIP

Really? What suggests that?

Dont forget the worst of the lot, Clark 'brainiest footballer' Carlisle. Mans a fucking moron. Was awkward as fuck when he was questioning as to why Jackson Martinez wasn't starting for Ecuador. Er, that'll be because he played for Colombia the fucking day before you plank.

Why are the majority of our fanbase completely oblivious to the goings on at NUFC? Managed to get into a twitter debate with two fucking morons. One of them tried to tell me the money from player sales is invested into the academy and training ground. The other told me that we're not a top 4 team and spending money would have us like Leeds. He actually came at me with 'because Leeds'. Fuck me. :sigh:

£10M is absolutely wank for Debuchy. bah

Found last night strangely uncomfortable viewing. In any other circumstances I'd love a 7-1 demolition, but in Brazil, during their world cup, at a semi final just seemed a tad cruel like. Actually felt quite sorry for the Brazilian people.

Colombia to win 5/1

Lawrenson is hilarious like.

A team supposed to be banned from making transfers signing a guy that is banned from all footballing activity. Football

I'm pretty sure we signed the wrong bro' like.

Howay the Greece.

Dont think ive once closed this thread without cracking one out tbh.