Doctor Zaius

That squad absolutely reeks of the Championship. How many are far too good to be playing in the second tier? Schaer, Dubravka and Lascelles you'd say? Maybe Shelvey and Longstaff. Unlikely the rest would be touched by PL clubs if we went down aside from Hayden.

He's never even managed Norwich man you fucking idiot

I'd actually prefer Pardew to come back. I dont want someone like Sanches Flores or Puel who might actually do a good job. The worst thing that could happen is they get someone competent, land on their feet and the club is vindicated in their decision. It'll be even more grim if the decision to get rid of Benitez, refuse to spend any money etc. actually ends up being a success (in the short term). Bring in someone shit, even worse and the whole thing comes crashing down and the fat cunt looks even more stupid.

He wont be popular with matchgoers at all like.

I like even the biggest mongos inside SJP know fine well that this is a horrific appointment like. Give or take a few heedthebaals anyway

Anyone else morbidly excited for this season? I genuinely hope we finish on 0 points like. It'll be a laugh.

Hope its some useless cunts and nufc get battered every week. That'll fettle those who 'support the team not the regime'

absolute retards like

trash football club. im done.

NUFC 50/1 to finish bottom. Like the look of that mind.

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Chocolate is (far and away) the best taste experience on the planet! In the chocolate stakes, Kit Kat is next best. Then, the third best taste in the W O R L D - is "Marmite on Toast". Heaven !!!!!!!!!!! If you like Marmite give Bovril on toast a whril. Honestly, Its not only the pengest of all extracts, but suprisingly the perfect accompaniment to toast.

Need to find some room for Kit kats in there... No we dont. Its not a biscuit. May as well chuck Lion Bars and Dairy Milks in their while we're at it.

He was never majorly unpopular but Marveaux was always a tidy little player. Should have seen more of him imo.

I'm done if he goes like. If this takeover fizzles out and they fail to tie him down then fuck that like.

Wijnaldum is less effective in the team that doesnt have much of the ball. He was totally anonymous for us at times because we tried to hit teams on the break and didnt have a great deal of possesion. Having played for PSV and Feyenoord before us, its understandable that he didnt adapt well to playing for an inferior team against better opposition.

Kenedy still unable to muster a sentence in english despite being here 4 years probably tells you all you need to know about him like

and Sonia's?

Howay man. As if they'd start taking down Sports direct signs and replacing corporate seats before announcing anything. New signs will be up soon and this takeover will fizzle out.

Was just doing some research there and there is some naughty pictures of Kat Slater and Bianca Jackson floating about, minge out and all. At work now but can't wait to get home and beat one out.

How about renaming it "Gails baps" instead? Howay, ffs.

Doesnt speak Spanish and already ruled out going to a country where he cant speak the language. I think he'll be at Liverpool for a long time.

Spurs have been garbage

People complaining about maccas and 'JJ' but im having to listen to a senile David Pleat. Hes fuckin obsessed with nationalities, 'the belgian centre back' 'the Slovenian referee' etc