Doctor Zaius

Bruno has been woeful tonight

Fucking Elanga man, what are you doing fouling there. Fucking useless

We'll get chances here

Think we've been alright tbh. Aubamayang chance was a sitter. Were getting opportunities. Would like to see us hit Barnes on the break more. Gordon is rubbish through the middle as per

Gordon has to do better there like

Marseille look wide open like. Dangerous on the break. Greenwood looks class

Willock having a good game

Hope Arsenal get a few more tbh

On what basis in Xavi Simons worth 50m?

The real test will be doing it away from home against anyone

Keeper should do better Spurs are wank like

130m looks mad right now like

Only 28 like and was class a few years ago. Wages would be massive though so I cant see it. Feels very Man Utd and not in a good way.

Ballotcastle United FC

As sure as you were that they'd finish rock bottom?

Only Brazilian to win PL player of the year and he isnt even on the list

Bypassed our press by launching it long at the back end of last season and we couldnt cope. That was away though. I actually fancy us to not lose

Fair play to the England B lads, 6 points from Portugal at home and Hungary away is some turnaround.

Weve already bought a right winger for our third highest transfer fee ever.

Quite irrelevant given Botman looked slow, cumbersome and fucked by the end. He could have been rotated for Schar. Theres one. I also mentioned the midfield too, which cant keep a hold of the ball. Could Miley and/or Ramsay not have been rotated keeping Bruno or Tonali fresh for Sunday. Both certainly werent at their best. My point being that we dont seem particularly keen on utilising our squad. Probably because Howe doesnt feel like the other players can execute his gameplan as well, but thats not really sustainable is it.

Sorry, forgot that he's the only player available in the entire squad to be rotated in. My mistake.

We don't utilise our squad anyway. Three of the back four and the same 3 in midfield started West Ham, Bilbao and Brentford. Two summer signings costing 95m starting none of them. We can't complain about workload, but refuse to rotate.

Go on then, which ones? edit: Ill stick my neck out. I think we'll get a 3 points out of either City or Spurs. Beat Burnley. Not sure about Chelsea, depends on our three home fixtures before that. We'll do well to get a point out of either Everton or Sunderland. Relying on being infallible at home though.

One of the worrying things for me is that players who have ability, are looking poor at the minute. Bruno isnt getting on the ball enough. Tonali is looking sloppy. Botman looks poor. Gordon has looked really poor. Woltemade is isolated. These are arguably are best players and he isn't getting enough out of them. Having said that, ultimately it's our struggles in keeping the ball and our ability to create chances in the final third. Its not working remotely on a tactical level right now.

I think that's fanciful if this form continues tbh. We can't be in a relegation battle.