Doctor Zaius

Its almost bewildering that we got this far. Absolutely no discernable style of play. I felt more gutted when we went out to France in the World Cup because we looked like a side. Tonight was blind hope rather than expectation.

The amount of talent in that England squad doesnt give us the right to win a tournament, but fuck me, if anyone thinks Southgate got the best out of them, they're on a different planet. Easy draw, made hard work of it, outclassed by the first decent team they came up against. Looked alright for 45 mins v Netherlands. Delighted to see the back of Southgate tbh. A Bellingham overhead kick from an Iceland style knockout which would have been befitting of us this tournament.

He's looked alright but I really fancy Saka to get the better of Cucurella at least once on the outside, leading to a chance from a cross or a pull back in the box. Hopefully Kane isnt too deep.

Part of the glory of being an England fan is the absolute prime saltiness from basically everyone who doesn't support us. The tears that will be fought back if we win on Sunday. It just makes it that little bit sweeter that the entirety of Europe and most of the world (aside from maybe Portugal) will be wanting a Spanish victory on Sunday evening.

What am I supposed to do with my lifesize Amanda Stavely as the Queen of Sheba canvas now? Just take it down?

Why was the BBC absolutely desperate to tell us how good England were throughout. Particularly at half time. We hardly turned it on and we're second best for large periods of the game. We were better than the Slovakia game but not by much. We're still massively lopsided. Literally have nobody playing on the left. I don't think Bellingham knows where he's supposed to be, Foden is drifting about but he's not really finding pockets of space that you'd expect from someone clearly given a free role. Kane dropping really deep too. It's the same issues we've had all tournament. If the Dutch have anything about them theyll turn us over imo, but I don't think they're particularly good either.

Played the same fucking system every game despite it clearly not working.

I fucking hate Gareth Southgate. Stupid fucking cunt

Not sure why you'd hire him as your agent like. Clearly a moron.

Out of the blue this.

Good game that. Given the stakes and the point in the game,that might be the best save I've ever seen

Sesko wants a hiding like

Yesssssssssssss hahahaha

Knockout game of a major international tournament, in extra time and I'm considering turning it off, terrible game of football.

Hasn't been a great tournament this like

Really, really hope he doesn't score.

Lukaku is an absolute shadow of his former self

What's so hard to understand?

I've no doubt that he does want the move. To club he supports, where he's from, who are in the CL? It'd be strange if he didn't want to go. Hopefully he remains professional. It's up to Liverpool to match our valuation. Every player has their price.

Is Rabiot actually any good? Every time I see him play he's either anonymous or borderline shite

Just remembered he stuck on Ivan Toney in the 94th minute

Yet again we had no natural width on the left. The amount of times England players get the ball and throw their hands up in the air because they don't know who to pass to is incredible. I genuinely mean it when I say I've never seen a side look so clueless as to how they're supposed to be playing. It's all over the shop. Palmer and Gordon for Saka and Foden would be my shout. He absolutely cannot persist with this current system.

35m for Anderson would represent a hell of a deal for us from what I've seen

An utter bollocks set of rules about locking the gate brought fucking years after the horse has bolted. Designed purely to keep the status quo and it is, reduce competition and and increase the value of said clubs. Can't be arsed with it like

I reckon the Swiss do over Italy