Doctor Zaius

Howay Demba, turn them down. Fuck going to play in Russia man.

Some hack on twitter. Reckons its being reported on the radio in Russia. Met his release clause apparently. Heres hoping its bollocks.

On his way to Rubin Kazan?

Can someone please explain this joke

Chamakh has been a car crash signing like. Whats strange is that he was always going to be. Ridiculously average.

ooooh titus she said no!

Cocaine psychosis from what ive read like.

Clearly every manager has been under instruction not to play him as part of the fee will be based on appearances. Even when we had a total striker shortage in the relegation season JFK/Hughton/Shearer totally ignored his existence. Feel for him tbh, we've pretty much ruined his career.

Drogba to Score First. Bayern to win 2-1. £140 return from £2. Cheers pal.

Probably the funniest few pages ive ever seen on this forum. The fucking plight of them man, the fact theyre all called fucking mick as well man. too much

Id say taking Spurs from bottom of the league to title/top 4 challengers is a damn good achievement. As for bankrupting Pompey, I'd be pretty sure Redknapp had little to do with the clubs internal finances and was only spending money he was allocated in charge. Managed to build a good side there too. Aye, he's not gods gift to management like the press like to claim and aye, he's a bit of a cunt but to write him off as a total fraud is a biased and unfair view tbh.

Villa are a bigger club than Wigan. Martinez would leave Wigan i think, which in turn would see them doomed next season. Likewise with Paul Lambert.

Fucking howay the lads!

Going to this. Might well be the closest I get to a cup final. Absolutely cant wait.

hahahah i fucking love nufc.

4-3-3 please. lets go for this.

Tiote rarely ever strikes a ball cleanly.

This fucking Scottish Commentator is a fucking mong like. Massive prick.

Giving the ball away far too easily.

Was gonna lay Newcastle 4-1 Ba Anytime scorer, but with having them in my double, I figured I'd be asking for a kick in the teeth. Also went with: Real Sociedad Levante Utrecht Schalke 6.25/1

oh dear

Swindon Newcastle Double.

Had a look at Concordia and followed this. Made a tidy profit. Went for a Verona Monaco double. Monaco have won their last 5 and are looking unstoppable with a new manager. Looking good value at 2.90 aswell.

Hi Zaius, basically, it's not a betting system and it doesn't pick winners. It's just a tool to allow you to compare, in a consistent mathematical way, the form and odds of games that you might be considering betting on and to rank them according to probability and value. Getting the statistical bugs out of it to make it more predictive would take hundreds of hours of data analysis and I just don't have the time. Aside from which, the bookies have whole teams of maths prodigies working on the same thing 24/7 - attempting to beat them would be a fool's errand. To use it, just input the match dates, times, teams, forms and odds of games you're interested in where indicated on the spreadsheet, and use the probability and value indices to inform your decisions. Or not, as the case may be. Aye I think Ive got the hang of it. Canny little tool for something you knocked up yourself mind.