Doctor Zaius

I'm still not confident we'll get him. Not now. We've been negotiating since 28th July. 17 days later and we've still not agreed anything what so ever? Not giong to happen imo like.

I was there in 99, dickweed. f***ing hellhole. Why are you calling him dickweed when you agree with him? Guess I'm missing something. He's saying Rome is a hellhole. Tbf Ryton isnt that bad, anywhere isnt that bad when your frem Ershington

Yeah, Marseille. So why the f*** would he fly to Paris? Because Newcastle only flies to Paris. Unless he flies in a private plane, which he'd fly to Marseilles.

Carr still as shit as ever.

Nobody from Ryton would be able to afford to go to Rome anyway.

a Birmingham loss will still be a decent result for us. Take a look at their starting line up, it's poor like. Got to be one of the candidates for the drop, more so than the mackems.

hows that then Because Wigan getting off to a bad start is exactly what we need. Blackpool simply dont have the quality to stay up, whatever todays result may be.

great news for us. Blackpool still wont stay up and a terrible start foir wigan is just what we need.

:lol: I'd say Newcastle is one of the nicest cities in the UK ffs.

and 1-0.

Mackems pen. Fucking stephen carr.

Blackpool winning against Wigan is definitely good news for us.

Think i'm going to give the unwashed a watch today.

It's 2 o'clock man!

Seen them live not long ago. Impressive.

Barton for captain? Seriously?

I wonder who booked him his hotel etc. Normally it would be the club i assume but surely he hasnt booked his own hotel. Unless he's trapesing around town looking for a Travelodge.

Im supposed to be going out in a minute. I dont want to leave! gripping stuff.

Im sure the baggage carousel is not near the window at Newcastle airport. Can never remember it being.

Welcome to loserville. Population - You! Your patter is the fucking worst like, the fucking worst.

I'm still perplexed at Kaka asking me if I was on medication after a perfectly reasonable post. This thread does strange things to people.

Kept him out for a long time. Cant remember him playing last season. It didnt happen last week though, I think your getting a bit confused.

Emile Heskey wandering about at Alton Towers today.

Isnt Anichebe still fucked? Kevin Nolan absolutely crippled him with a disgusting tackle iirc.

0-3. Rooney Hattrick.